"THINGS." Archive
Scandalous Priests
Priests + Nuns = Puns!
Alaska
You're next, Hawaii!
This One's for the Ladies
I'm a feminist.
Where Do Babies Come From?
NOT based on a true story. I swear.
Sword Swallowing
Anyone can do it!
Earth Day
Happy Earth Day!
I Dream of Mario
I wanted to be Super Mario when I was a kid.
Birthday
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Going to Heaven When You Die
In a way, I'm kinda looking forward to dying.
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Step 1 of my goal to piss off the entire US, one state at a time.
