The rabbi's peyos (curly sideburns) make him SO MUCH CUTER.

It's not the size of the boat that counts...

It's all bullshit.

You guys, I'm totally fighting the man!

BLASTED.

Scientists are dicks.

The master of disguise.

OH SNAP, SON!

Headin' to tha club / Rollin' on dubs / Goin' back home, bubblebath full o' suds

This could be the premise of a pretty awesome horror movie.