"THINGS." Archive


Sliced Bread

Sliced Bread

Everything before sliced bread must have been dull as hell.
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I Hate Texting

I Hate Texting

You have a phone. Use it.
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SATs: Bob and Sally

SATs: Bob and Sally

Another SAT practice question.
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It's Nature

It's Nature

Chirping birds: Nature's alarm clock.
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Soccer Motivation

Soccer Motivation

Also known as football to everyone who actually cares about the game.
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Mimes at Work

Mimes at Work

What a coincidence, I hate you, too.
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Robots with Feelings: Confusion

Robots with Feelings: Confusion

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me.)
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Word Birds: Lacking Vocabulary

Word Birds: Lacking Vocabulary

Introducing the Word Birds! They're birds that like words!
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Let's Get Drunk

Let's Get Drunk

Let's get fucked up, Grandma!
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

The rabbi's peyos (curly sideburns) make him SO MUCH CUTER.
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