"THINGS." Archive
Sliced Bread
Everything before sliced bread must have been dull as hell.
I Hate Texting
You have a phone. Use it.
SATs: Bob and Sally
Another SAT practice question.
It's Nature
Chirping birds: Nature's alarm clock.
Soccer Motivation
Also known as football to everyone who actually cares about the game.
Mimes at Work
What a coincidence, I hate you, too.
Robots with Feelings: Confusion
What is love? (Baby don't hurt me.)
Word Birds: Lacking Vocabulary
Introducing the Word Birds! They're birds that like words!
Let's Get Drunk
Let's get fucked up, Grandma!
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
The rabbi's peyos (curly sideburns) make him SO MUCH CUTER.