"Other" Archive
The Presidential Beatdown: Round 5, Finals!
Prepare yourself for the Presidential Beatdown to end all Presidential Beatdowns! To the Thunderdome!
The Presidential Beatdown: Round 4, the Semi-Finals
Open wide and get ready to have some knowledge punched into your brain hole.
The Presidential Beatdown: Round 3
I think it's interesting to point out the political affiliations in these last brackets. Out of eight Presidents, 5.5 are republicans and 2.5 democrats (Jackson was a Democrat-Republican, whatever the shit that means, so he counts as half for both).
The Presidential Beatdown: Round 2
The first rule of The Presidential Beatdown is: you do not talk about The Presidential Beatdown.
The Presidential Beatdown: Round 1.5
Featuring color commentary by famed sports announcers Charlie Cavanaugh and Cliff McNaughton!
What President Would Win in a Fight?
Introducing The Presidential Beatdown: a single-elimination tournament pitting Commander in Chief against Chief Executive.
The Amazon Kindle: Nope
Over the past century or so, humanity has seen an explosion in the advancement of technology. One such technological advancement, however, I just can't support.
On the Death of Elvis
Official reports say Elvis' death was due to "gastrointestinal problems combined with a weak heart." In layman's terms, Elvis shat himself to death.
