"Dracula is a Racist" Archive
I WROTE A BOOK, YOU GUYS!The following articles are excerpts from Dracula is a Racist: A Totally Factual Guide to Vampires, my very first book, available in April!
From vampires being able to do their hair without reflections to regular people dressing in all black and acting snobby to fake being a vampire, you'll find everything you could ever possibly want to know about the world of blood-suckers.
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Dracula is a Racist - Faking Vampirism
My birthday is coming up soon. My only wish is that everyone on Earth buys my book.
Dracula is a Racist - Sucking Blood and Getting That Perfect Bite
Another excerpt from my new book, Dracula is a Racist, which is available for pre-order. *hint hint*
Dracula is a Racist - Famous Vampires: Count Chocula and The Fresh Count of Bel-Air
I wrote a book that you should totally buy right now.
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