I wrote a book that you should totally buy right now.

Over the past century or so, humanity has seen an explosion in the advancement of technology. One such technological advancement, however, I just can't support.

Titanic? Not for me!

Recent studies have given some insight into the world of "cutters."

Hopefully this will somehow find it's way to the single Mormon hoarder in existence and doubly offend them.

She got old.

Einstein is so goddamn adorable.

Let's have sex!

All Japanese lettering tattoos translate to "I'm a dick."

This will surely bring in some interesting search results.