Step 1 of my goal to piss off the entire US, one state at a time.

...ladies?

Witness the birth of fear on aisle 6.

Yarr.

Viva la Twitter!

My birthday is coming up soon. My only wish is that everyone on Earth buys my book.

An SAT practice question!

Does subliminal messaging even buymybook really work?

Another excerpt from my new book, Dracula is a Racist, which is available for pre-order. *hint hint*

A handy tip!