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The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Step 1 of my goal to piss off the entire US, one state at a time.
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More Underwear

More Underwear

...ladies?
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Spin-off: The Texas Hardware Store Questionable Chainsaw Purchase

Spin-off: The Texas Hardware Store Questionable Chainsaw Purchase

Witness the birth of fear on aisle 6.
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Maturity

Maturity

Yarr.
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Facebook is Destroying Everything

Facebook is Destroying Everything

Viva la Twitter!
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Dracula is a Racist - Faking Vampirism

Dracula is a Racist - Faking Vampirism

My birthday is coming up soon. My only wish is that everyone on Earth buys my book.
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SATs: A Word Logic Problem

SATs: A Word Logic Problem

An SAT practice question!
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Dracula is a Racist - Slayers

Dracula is a Racist - Slayers

Does subliminal messaging even buymybook really work?
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Dracula is a Racist - Sucking Blood and Getting That Perfect Bite

Dracula is a Racist - Sucking Blood and Getting That Perfect Bite

Another excerpt from my new book, Dracula is a Racist, which is available for pre-order. *hint hint*
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Stop Crying

Stop Crying

A handy tip!
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