Prepare yourself for the Presidential Beatdown to end all Presidential Beatdowns! To the Thunderdome!

When the world closed its eyes, he opened a quaint little cottage out in the country.

This could be the premise of a pretty awesome horror movie.

Open wide and get ready to have some knowledge punched into your brain hole.

Priests + Nuns = Puns!

You're next, Hawaii!

I think it's interesting to point out the political affiliations in these last brackets. Out of eight Presidents, 5.5 are republicans and 2.5 democrats (Jackson was a Democrat-Republican, whatever the shit that means, so he counts as half for both).

I'm a feminist.

Loo loo loo let's take a shower. Wait... what the fuck?

The first rule of The Presidential Beatdown is: you do not talk about The Presidential Beatdown.