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Firing Squads

Firing Squads

How thoughtful of them!
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Mimes at Work

Mimes at Work

What a coincidence, I hate you, too.
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Reviews of Movies I Haven't Seen: The Last Airbender

Reviews of Movies I Haven't Seen: The Last Airbender

The latest film by M. Night Shyamalan. As with most of his movies, there's a surprise twist at the end: as awesome as it might look, this movie will completely suck.
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Robots with Feelings: Confusion

Robots with Feelings: Confusion

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me.)
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Word Birds: Lacking Vocabulary

Word Birds: Lacking Vocabulary

Introducing the Word Birds! They're birds that like words!
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Let's Get Drunk

Let's Get Drunk

Let's get fucked up, Grandma!
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Spin-off: Rosemary's Regret For Not Getting an Abortion

Spin-off: Rosemary's Regret For Not Getting an Abortion

I mean seriously, wouldn't you at least consider it if you got raped by Satan?
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

The rabbi's peyos (curly sideburns) make him SO MUCH CUTER.
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BOATS

BOATS

It's not the size of the boat that counts...
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Cactus = Bullshit

Cactus = Bullshit

It's all bullshit.
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