Another SAT practice question.

Chirping birds: Nature's alarm clock.

I could do this forever.

Current mood: pensive

Also known as football to everyone who actually cares about the game.

It's really just a normal, crappy airline. Just, you know, with Hooters girls.

How thoughtful of them!

What a coincidence, I hate you, too.

The latest film by M. Night Shyamalan. As with most of his movies, there's a surprise twist at the end: as awesome as it might look, this movie will completely suck.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me.)