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Based on a true story.

Everything before sliced bread must have been dull as hell.

You have a phone. Use it.

Another SAT practice question.

Chirping birds: Nature's alarm clock.

I could do this forever.

Current mood: pensive

Also known as football to everyone who actually cares about the game.

It's really just a normal, crappy airline. Just, you know, with Hooters girls.