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What kind of facial hair matches your personality?
A personality/facial hair style index, plotted along axes "Nice Guy" -> Asshole" and "Creepy" -> "Awesome."
Surprise! Buttsechs!
The first thing that shows up when googling "surprise buttsechs" is something I drew. I consider that a great achievement.
An Open Letter to the Dumpsters in my Apartment Building
You refuse to accept your natural odors, choosing to mask it with what I can only assume is the type of perfume old women normally wear.
So This Exists: Airport Porn
Why is porn sold at the airport? What's the reasoning behind this?







