Tokyo Gore Police is not for the faint of heart. After all, Gore is its middle name, what do you expect?

A mythical jackass.

Puns!

Or "An Open Letter to Lionsgate Insisting They Stop Releasing Such Shitty, Shitty Movies"

It's the fucking smoke monster all over again. God damn you, JJ Abrams!

This woman's vagina is different. "How is it different," you say? "Is it actually a penis," you say? No. This woman's vagina has teeth. Teeth growing in her vagina.

I live in California. San Diego to be exact. For those of you who never paid attention in geography class or are from Canada, San Diego is right on the border with France. Or Mexico, I forget which one.