New Jellybean Flavors (part 5)!

New Jellybean Flavors (part 5)!
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Sep. 10, 2010

  1. Shower Mold
  2. Rusty Handrails
  3. Cold Sores
  4. Hot Sores
  5. Room-Temperature Sores
  6. All-You-Can-Eat Tires
  7. An Easy-Bake Oven
  8. AIDS
  9. Horseradish
  10. Rad Horses
  11. Organic Suppositories
  12. An Eight-Year-Old's Runny Nose
  13. An Eighty-Year-Old's Runny Nose
  14. Passive Aggressiveness
  15. Necrophilia
  16. Hair Transplants
  17. Heart Transplants
  18. Sliced Bread
  19. Windshield After a Road Trip
  20. Furballs the Cat Hacked Up
  21. Furballs Your 4-Year-Old Hacked Up
  22. Yellow Dye Number 5
  23. Spandex
  24. Rejection
  25. Pennies
  26. Orange Juice After Brushing Your Teeth
  27. Skunk Spray-Flavored Ice Cream
  28. Yo Mamma Jokes
  29. A Van Filled With Candy
  30. A Van Filled With Molestation

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Anonymous
1 year ago
first. Also, all-you-can-eat tires sounds like it might taste similar to really burnt (but still super chewy) octopus.

 
 
JasesGal  [1 post]
1 year ago
Aren't 29 and 30 pretty much the same thing?

 
 
JodiLouiseReid  [3 posts]
1 year ago
29 is exactly what it says it is but 30 is disguised as 29 ..

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Yeah, but 29 might be a 30.

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
it's a two part flavor experience! eat 29 first, then eat 30 to get the full flavor!!

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
whats so bad about sliced bread?

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
its the greatest thing since....ummm....hmmmmm.......

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE MASSIVE SANDWICHES
(i know i spelt that wrong)

 
mxm0290  [2 posts]
1 year ago
The greatest thing since bread.

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
since ripped up bread. that is all.

 
 
BasiliskLancer  [23 posts]
1 year ago
All-I-Can-Eat Tires? But I just got back from Hometown Tire Buffet! Lame!

 
TehJRBal  [12 posts]
1 year ago
what a rip

 
 
_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
1 year ago
Water flavored
Lemon-flavored water flavored
Water-flavored lemon flavored

 
 
speckyfish2000  [4 posts]
1 year ago
Sliced-bread flavour jellybeans: the best thing since sliced bread. ;D
(And yeah, that's flavour with a U, not that vowel-deprived American version, w00t for the UK =P)

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
And other commonwealth countries, I live on the border with america near Buffalo.

 
 
arkimedez  [4 posts]
1 year ago
Yummy.

 
 
blizzd  [2 posts]
1 year ago
Rejection ! xD

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
what i want is to have a 29 followed by a 30 and finish it up with lucky number 15 Necrophilia

 
 
moss1873  [6 posts]
1 year ago
mmmmmm... molestation.

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
hate to be a douche but horseradish jelly beans allready exist! way back when the first harry potter film came out they one of 7 flavours in some crappy "every" flavour beans

 
 
ToucansCanKill  [5 posts]
1 year ago
If you smell pennies, you know what they taste like

 
 
ToXxIcTuLiPs  [2 posts]
1 year ago
Hmmm Necrophilia, Rejection, and passive aggressiveness seems pretty damn delicious lol XD

 
 
ToXxIcTuLiPs  [2 posts]
1 year ago
perfume breath
vomit on a stick with chocolate
candy saliva
rotten brains
mutant rats
Tacos
lol

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
ew! I hate the taste of orange juice right after brushing!

 
 
firelordkataang  [10 posts]
1 year ago
18 is overrated

 
 
TehJRBal  [12 posts]
1 year ago
Suck it matt

1. Purple Bumblebee
2. Sorrow
3. Midol
4. Screaming
5. Pepto-Bismol Dipped Strawberries
6. Hermaphrodite
7. Hermit Crab
8. Crabs
9. Pubic Lice
10. Hedgehog
11. Wart
12. Blister Puss
13. Medicinal Marijuana
14. Non-Medicinal Marijuana
15. Marijuana Brownies
16. Amsterdam
17. 8==D
18. Over 9,000!!!
19. Infinity
20. Internet Memes
21. Midnight Blackout
22. Ice Cream “Suicide”
23. Demise
24. Gasoline
25. Groupies
26. The 70’s
27. Spell Check
28. Glue
29. Rocks
30. Dehydrated Water

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
whoa nice, I think I combined 13,14,15,16 and 18 all into one crzy afternoon or semester or coma or all three!! :D

 
 
jkmacdonald  [16 posts]
1 year ago
Hmm.. No comment as of yet on the poisonous dye flavored jellybean... Edible in certain quantities true but can have some seriously nasty side effects. o_O

 
jkmacdonald  [16 posts]
1 year ago
But then again, AIDS would have a rather potent effect as well. =/

 
 
Qwertylicious  [98 posts]
1 year ago
1. Virgin Sex
2. Popped Cherry
3. Used Condom
4. Used Tampon
5. Used To Abuse
6. Small Breasts
7. Waxed Mustache
8. Waxed Ass Hair
9. Braided Ass Hair
10. Braided Fingers
11. Fingered Brains
12. Zombie
13. Rob Zombie
14. Joe Zombie
15. Yo Mommy
16. Regret
17. Pinched Nerve
18. Nervous Pincher
19. Pervous Ninja
20. Samurai Boner
21. Freshly Severed Samurai Boner, so all the blood is still gushing out the bottom of the shaft
22. Gag Reflex
23. No More Gag Reflex
24. Hitting The Sack
25. Getting Hit In The Sac
26. Those Magnetic Ball Things That Bounce Off Each Other When You Flick One Of Them
27. Magnetized Paperclip
28. Bad Puns
29. Eugene Levy
30. Eugenics

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Mmmhmm... Rejection. Does that taste like my valentines day?

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
1 year ago
Awwwww :( I'll be your valentine!

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
1 year ago
you lucky SOB. I wanted to be matts valentine. Now i'm stuck with chase.

 
hey_aaron13  [4 posts]
1 year ago
i get dibs on dave

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Passive Aggressiveness: Yum.

 
 
MumblesTomato  [1 post]
1 year ago
Are you kidding me Jeses!?!1! 29 is a Fucking van filled with CANDY!
Sure, child molesters could use that van for evil, but for now, it's just a van filled with yummy goodness.

 
 
SugarShockd  [1 post]
1 year ago
I bet yo momma tastes like the yo momma jokes jellybean...

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Sorry its anonymous, I will get a twitter soon BUT, I think there should be a cyanide and happiness flavor.... I would eat it

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
lmfao I love the ones like bedwetters shame,passive aggressiveness, and rejection.

 
 
Anonymous
12 months ago
Where's my 'Teen Spirit' flavored jellybean?

 
 
TheLegendary007  [1 post]
8 months ago
Someone forgot the Blue Waffle flavor... Mmmmmmmm