The Mammary Parabola

*fap fap fap*

hahaha

this is seriously funny. needs to be a shirt. anybody noticing a correlation between theses jokes and shirts? and i dont liek twitter so shut up bout anon posting

OMG! it was so funny i just had to post!
most action i got for the day!

shirt worthy

Thank you for this grand advice.

I approve of this.

oh yeah we were all waiting for your approval on where you like more being sucked...

Actually, I was waiting for his approval...

true, true!

and they say math nerds know nothing of sex lol.

*squeeze*

omg, so true :D

Lolz, Wut?

Can we get some women in here to confirm this?

... If you know what I mean.

Sorry, woman here, but I don't really get what he means.
Anyway, it's funny to see just men commenting here.

Of course you don't get what he means. This is math and you're a woman. Thank god you got boobs. They'll help you get through life without math. (Whereas mine just hinder my progress.)

There are no woman on the internet.

Hahaha. I can kick your ass in maths whenever you want.
I just wanted to know if this had two meanings or just one. According to what he's wriiten I guess just one.

Please, Matt, specify cup size numbers to see how far of perfection I am.

Agreed! Bigger does not always mean better!

lol it's a boob

Obvious much? Pleasant nonetheless.

Typical boob curve---I mean Bell Curve!

So...just to let ya know I'm a AA (yea tiny and i'm a legit woman- I'm in my twenties) and I can experience immense pleasure from my boobs, enough to make me orgasm...oh and as I age I won't have boobs down at my knees like the bustier women of the world. I love my small chest!

That was probably a bit off-topic considering the farcical nature of the whole affair. It was kinda hot though, so thank you for sharing.

I guess I should clarify: This is pleasure derived from *looking* at boobs.

Naturally. Everyone knows that a woman's pleasure is irrelevant. (It's funny because sexism!)

Makes sense, since the pleasure is highest in the middle of the cup size scale.

Who told you what a boob looks like?

Google Image Search!

Butts then boobs?! What's next? (I sure hope it's not penis)

with matt, you never know.

Don't say that! at least we know what to expect next time.

Also, whats with the recaptchas? [ (i) reammoha ]

Totally not a parabola. Maybe a bell curve.

Anyway, I agree. There's a point of ridiculousness in boob size.

And how many people *honestly* think that this would make a great, you-can-totally-wear-this-out-in-public, shirt?

I do.

Dude there is a shirt out there with a picture of an uncensored erect phallus.

What made me laugh the most was the "areoohlala" hahaha...awesome.

looks more like 1/cosh(x). check it out.

How about man boobs?

I totally agree.

The true mathematical boob curve should be the sine curve, because sine/sinus is latin for bosom.

Hahaha, just great :D

Ehehe