Stuff You Should Know: Bamboo

The more you know! *Star*

My life has so much more meaning now!

Because knowledge is power!

If only my weed would.

If only :(

Haha!

Apologies to Matt, but this was much funnier than the actual post.

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That is the kind of trivia I will remember for the rest of my life.
Like how a cockroach can live for up to a week without it's head =)

Even for weeks! It dies of starvation.

Actually, it can survive for a month and it dies of thirst.

lucky bamboo)

Already knew about that - bamboo grew through my pool this summer.

So can tumors. : (

hahahahahaha that was really, really, funny! c&h-esque

I love you.

That's why bamboo makes one HELL of a torture / execution device...

spanish donkey is worse. it's basically a wedge you sit on until your own weight splits you in half

Ah, you beat me to it, Draithy. Damn Faeries, with yer pink lip gloss an' yer little horns an' yer green anime eyes an' yer beating me to recalling relevant facts about torture and execution (the original spectator sport, might I add).

So can I.

HAH. . Wait, was that supposed to be sexual?

I KNEW THAT ALLREADY DAMN YOU!

My dick grows over 4 inches every 24 hours :D

it is now 3 miles long, and ruining my life... i can no longer move :(
Great for sex though :D

How do you walk?

And, if you fall, you can use it as a kickstand!

My penis can grow up to 4 feet in only 24 milliseconds.....
and then I die of blood loss.

so bamboo is the " black" plant

Grow? In what way?

the up way

i just gotta say, bamboo is adorable.

Right?

And now you know!
and knowledge is half the battle!
G-I-JOEEEEE

My dick grew four feet from reading this.

After growing said four feet, it proceeded to detach itself from your body and wander away.

It now lives in eastern china

speaking fluent Mandarin and supporting a family of four

And generally being a dick to those around him.

LOL

Crap Matt, I love your Art and such but creating a Twitter account to follow you.... Damm I should be re-warded as a devoted Fan.
I hate Twitter. so I'll stalk you on Facebook later. ♥ ♥

My life makes sense now!

:( My bamboo doesn't grow that fast.