New Jellybean Flavors (part 4)!

1 through 4 would be amazing.

agreed.

I'm really into the Fire. ;)

With you on that one! Fire would be the best flavor ever!

you're a sick sick man....but funny

I might be more of a Cannibalism with a Hint of Lemon. Sounds delicious.

It does indeed sound rather lovely :')

Agreed. I do enjoy the taste of people. And the lemon is a major bonus. Like eating tilapia except with more of a red meat flavor.

Right, the lemon does make humans taste rather extra delightful.

Did you know they're actually opening a cannibal-brazilian restaurant in Berlin? I read it on the news today.

Following in the wake of the previous installment of New Jellybean Flavors, I had assumed the first letter of each flavor might spell something.

For a second, I read "BPDEST" in the first five flavors, and assumed that it would read out as "BP DESTROYED THE OCEAN" but it was all a coincidence.

good guess though.
Wait!
BP oil!
That would make a perfect flavour
Or ocean, I don't mind.
Both would be the best, though.

hmm opium and milk

MMMMmmm! 30 sounds great!
I LOVE LEMON!

How about lemons with a hint of cannibalism?

nah too much lemon overpowers the cannibalism... jeez i thought everybody knew that

I wonder how teacher's semen tastes like

Probably not too different from Pauly's.

You assume the teacher is male ;)

who says pauly is male

I would eat a fire jellybean without hesitation (and then probably regret doing so later, but I do love fire).

Also, I think the best part of these is always the transition.

Pencil Shavings is a flavor put out by Jelly Belly in their Beanboozled.

You might want to petition them for a job.

# 12 would be The best flavor EVER!

Im most interested in trying #29

Hah, Whenever I see one of these sitting in my RSS feed, I go "ugh, not again; another phoned in jellybean flavours list" and then everytime I chuckle AT LEAST once.

So you are telling me #11 tastes like door hindge?

Things that Google told me rhyme with orange:
Foreign, Porridge, Score-bench, Boring, Door-hinge, Chorus, and Mormon.
If this is true, sign me up for 2 boxes of Foreign, and 1 box of Mormon. Thanks.

I'd like to try foreign Mormon.




And fuck you twitter.

I think I've had pencil shavings

"Why daddy never loved you" jellybean flavor

pencil shavings flavor exist

Fire, it tastes like burning.

Dude, I HAVE had pencil shavings jellybeans before! They're NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

Jelly Bean Flavors
1. Hate Crime
2. Hypoxia
3. Scrotum
4. Kabob Sticks
5. Lightning
6. Stem Cell Research
7. Gang Green
8. A Green Gang
9. Ugandan PooPoo
10. Refugee camp
11. Spleen
12. Spleen Wraped in Bacon
13. Lawsuit
14. Lawsuit Wraped in Bacon
15. Tree a Dog Pissed On
16. Animal Orgasms
17. Used Q-Tip
18. Racist Vampire
19. Mass Paranoia
20. The Shoe Thrown at G. W. Bush

You are amazing.

why thank you

these flavors keep getting more obscure each time

lotsa moustache'

Your dream is slowly coming true. Pencil shavings is in fact, a jellybean flavor.

Not a very tasty one at that.....

Hitler's moustache tastes like Nazi overthrow.

:O Tom Selleck without a moustache is like Chuck Norris without his roundhouse kick...its unimaginable...but i wonder what it tastes like.... <.<

What about M. Night Shaymalan's career? Mmmm... Crushed career flavour...

I want a jellybean tasting like pencil shavings. 'Cause I, like, eat them, usually.

Heres More

21. PMS
22. Bullet
23. Face-Melting Guitar Solo
24. Melted Face
25. Hobo
26. Homeless Person’s Change Cup
27. Clever Jelly Bean Flavors
28. The Power Of Christ Compels You
29. Flu (All Of Them)
30. Monsters In The Closet (Both Closets)
31. Single-Celled Organisms
32. Flat-Lining
33. Genocide
34. Negligent Homicide
35. Beard Trimmings
36. Eyelids
37. Forever
38. Microwave
39. Siamese Twins
40. Breast Implants

pms tastes like screaming

I personally would like to see Puberty flavoured Jelly Beans hitting the shelves.

i think a lot of them taste like #28

I tried Pencil Shaving jelly beans before. They're not too bad, actually.

Pencil Shavings and Diaper are already flavors.
Word

Here's more!

Intent to kill
Eyes of a cow
Afternoon sex
Tower of pizza
Floral arrangements
Igloo ice
No more burgers! NOOOOO!!!
Gas from a cow rectum
Everybody hates Raymond.
ROFLCOPTER
Sperm from a sperm whale.


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