What kind of facial hair matches your personality?

Sorry for posting anonymously, I will get an account eventually- but this made me titter! Wish I could grow a beard... damn genetics.

If it made you titter,
Get a dang Twitter!

lol love the melvin

Sorry, but Dalí is more awesome!

I object on behalf of Jamie Hyneman that you've put a walrus 'tache closer creepy than a Hitler.

The killing and the superiority complex doesn't make Hitler creepier, it just makes him a total asshole.

it seems u missed math classes at school
`tache is ~(3;6) and hitler is ~(11;8)

I believe it is YOU who missed the maths class. What Willow pointed out was the fact that Walrus was higher on the "creepy" scale than hitler (doesn't deserve a capital).
Which is quite clearly true....

But Jamie has the trucker stache, not walrus, and pedophiles have walrus staches, so there you go.

You missed the guys who have the Lemy crossed with Goatee.

Ps. Sorry for the anonymous post.

heey why isnt there a soulpach inthere

There is you dumbass

Weird, I had a lot of trouble finding it too.

Is that... Arseface? :0

an assface? like the assface people in southpark?

I love a good graph. :)
Alas, I am only a nice guy.

Rofl, puckered asshole.
I wish I could grow facial hair...

What about the ever-so-popular-right-now-for-some-reason "pencil thin douche-bag beard?" I see you have the pencil mustache, but, no beard.

soo um...
eggman from sonic is a awesome nice guy?

You mean Dr Robotnik, stupid child. His mustache looked nothing like the Italian plumber's 'tache. But Matt did miss him off..

Errm, Eggman, fuckwit, the Americans called him Robotnik in 2-3 games and gave the bullshit story that he was originally a good doctor and was called Dr.Kintobor then turned evil and changed his name to Robotnik. In the rest of the games he is referred to as Eggman. As he is in the animation. And don't go around calling people stupid for making a mistake on their knowledge just merely correct im a friendly way. Don't be calling me a hypocrite either because I was giving you a taste of been belittled as you had done.

Play nice, kids.

Ryan. Calm your ass down.

Sonic was too hard for fuckwits anyway.

Can't be bothered creating an account, on account (see what I did there?) of the fact that I won't be coming back. The first thing I see on this dumb website is a graph based on facial hair... that doesn't include a full beard. Beardism is real and it's a blight on society. You are scum, Matt Melvin, and I hope that you suffer a painful and publicly-humiliating death.

I'm not agreeing with the anonymous douchebag, but... I'm not on the graph either! Am I on another graph that lists laziness?

I feel compelled to point out, Mr. Anonymous, that your ass-tastic pun made you sound like enough of a twat to begin with. But to call our Head Robot scum and wish him such a demise... that crosses the line. Go die in a hole, sir. You'd be doing the world a great favor by simply ridding us of your existence.

I think Anon was being sarcastic. I'm pretty sure he made up Beardism, too. It's a joke, guys.

i agree

So... This puts me at almost full awesome and at about... 1/3 Nice guy... Sweet.

*Lemmy, not Lemy

and Melvin is wwwwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyy better than Mario.

and Hitler 'stache is better than Melvin.

What about a neck-beard? Or was this just your way of saying they're not allowed.

I was thinking the same thing!

I think the reason people are having trouble finding the soul patch is because it's on the "Awesome" side when where it really should be is "Creepy."

Yeah I think Mario is displaced as well, that guys an asshole.

He jumped into a drainpipe, went through a dozen castles, fought off giant turtles and walking penises to save Princess Peach. Mario is totally a nice guy.

A handlebar is waaaay more awesome than a goatee. Goatee should be closer to creepy and asshole.

handle bars are 4 pedo red necks

where is the Mountain Man? That is what I rock year round. Should be at x=0 y=0

I also have the mountain man or "Grizzly Adams" look going on and sadly i believe our spot is in the awesome/ asshole quadrant just above "a butt"

I dunno, I think the Handlebar should be more closer to awesomeness

More close or closer

What about the van-dike i'm growing? that should be creepy and awesome!

Hmm... soul patches are sexy, but you're right, everyone I've known who has one is a dick. XD

Lemmy ftw!! That's what I've got. Although, I prefer to call it grizzly, because it's wild, untamed, and scary.

For those of you guys saying mario isn't awesome, SCREW YOU. He's awesome enough to kill a giant turtle/dinosaur hybrid 10,000,000+ times (when you consider all the people that play). AND he's NICE enough to rescue a dumb broad every 2 minutes from the same thing EVERY TIME. And to top it off, he never even asks for anything in return!

So to all you haters... YOU'RE the assholes! Not Mario!

I'm going to grow myself a 'Mario'!

Grizzly Adams?

Lemmy ain't no nice guy...

LOL oops. Didn't mean to start a Mario facial hair nerdfight.

Why are people so unkind?
Especially towards people who have a three day growth but because of lously genes it looks like 5pm shadow?
P.S Only Australians would get the first line (probably!)

OMG!!!! i loveee lemmy ♠ you're so awesome for this Matt, always enjoy your stuff; metaphorically, not literally (maybe, if you want it to be ;) )

i love the goatee rating perfectly positioned

The handlebar can actually surpass Mario if it is worn by someone over 75.

I saw a similar thing on the GraphJam...
here http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5.jpg

I would protest about how close Soul Patch is to asshole, being a former sporter of the lip-warmer, but then I remembered... Matt Tuck. Ewww.

and just how the goddamn are you meant to grow a butt? (Or another one at least?)

what does soul patch count as?

Well Handlebar is in the wrong place. It needs to be by Dali.

im gonna grow a mario mustache and eat some shrooms to see if ill start hallucinating. maybe then i'd get to have fun stomping on a dragon-turtle-dinosaur-hybrid-thing (a.k.a bowser)

Lmfao that melvin one actually looks like my friend melvin!! XD

I think the Fu Manchu is proof that Creepy and Awesome are not contradictory terms.