Jagermeister

Jagermeister
Aug. 20, 2010

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Anonymous
1 year ago
gaygermeister

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Wouldn't that also be called a "sexy"meister?

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Brilliant! :D

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Kris, have you ever considered that you might maybe be an alcoholic?

That's a big fucking bottle.

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Uhhh... Not trying to be a dick but Matt runs "robots with feelings" not Kris... :|

 
_N_M_G_  [12 posts]
1 year ago
Kris? You mean Matt?

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
This is absolutely yay.

Also anonymous is cooler than twitter...anonymous is responsible for a lot of cool things said. Twitter...isn't.

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Fantastic.

 
 
Elizashizzle  [34 posts]
1 year ago
I agree. Much better than McNasty and Yack Daniels.

 
 
GrgsGk  [3 posts]
1 year ago
First. Yep my life is complete

 
GrgsGk  [3 posts]
1 year ago
FUUUCK failed

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
By a lot. A looooot

 
 
_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
1 year ago
*facepalm*
Where you goin with that, Matt.... :D

 
 
CornfireDublin  [4 posts]
1 year ago
And here lies the question: is there anything Matt will not hump?

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
And here lies the answer: Probably not.

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Human beings.

 
 
miliask  [1 post]
1 year ago
Mix it with Red Bull and Wodka.

 
 
Donnelly182  [14 posts]
1 year ago
I wish I had a massive bottle of Jagermeister and a massive can of Monster Energy (Original not that faggy juice stuff) so I can make JagerMonster.

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
The pub down the road from me serves a drink matching that exact descripton called JagerMonster. I can assure you it's exceptionally awesome.

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
jager is good and all but...vomit should NOT be licorice flavored!

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
I agree that no vomit should be flavored like a confectionery treat, except for back on those Halloween nights when you were 12 and you'd eat most/all of your trick or treat candy so you wouldn't have to go to school the next day. Man that was awful but so worth it, you earned those days off

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
how do you carry that thing around?

 
 
obedocampo  [1 post]
1 year ago
Object/Transform/Scale...
Objetc/Transform/Reflect...

Jägermeifter bottle...

Nice!

 
 
Draithy  [50 posts]
1 year ago
I hope you have a ladder so you can climb up and open it...

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
oh the memories this brings.....

 
 
_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
1 year ago
And a giant bottle-opener 0.0

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Clearly you don't drink. Or you are 78 pounds soaking wet and can't twist a liquor bottle cap.

Hopefully you're hot.

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
mmmm jagerbombs

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Ergh, you picked the worst day to make something alcohol-related..

I drank a good litre and a half of Captain Morgan last evening. Feeling a bit under the weather..

 
Anonymous
1 year ago
LITRES!!!!!

 
 
thremaki  [4 posts]
1 year ago
Prost! :D

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Fuck I love Jaegermeister.

Nothing like a couple of Jaegerbombs to keep you powering through the night!

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Is that Bottle to scale? You're kind of short looking, Matt...

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
So... does he just stick it in???

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
Jägermeister, the godfather of all regret :/

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
predictable hideously contrived phallic joke

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
1 year ago
Umm, what?

 
hahahawin  [3 posts]
1 year ago
lol i made a twitter account JUST to reply to "well thought out" comment. you realize there are NO cock jokes in this right?

 
 
AllenChristian  [5 posts]
1 year ago
What are you, 15?

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
if you notice the bottle tells you what happens when you drink it. the symbol on the bottle is a deer with a cross above with a O around it. which means O DEER GOD!

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
do u make any MUH-NAY *CRASH* out of this website. Sorry.

 
 
Anonymous
1 year ago
It´s funny how you can´t spell our umlauts. Here, have some of mine: äöü