I've been working out

BEEFCAAAAAAAKE!

lmfao

Mmmm, Salmonella :)

I love it :D

I think the convulsions would be a pretty good workout though....

It's just a matter of keeping everything balanced, right?

Oh matt, you and your diseases.

Tapeworms, Salmonella, and More worms.

Don't eggs have protein?

I thought they did

Yeah, but just eating raw eggs isn't nearly as funny.

You did... what? Raw meat can be dangerous Matt :(

And delicious. :) Mmm... Carpaccio... Yum!

But...but... Rocky drank eggs for the protein, you're doubling up man... Not cool... That's almost as bad as crossing streams!

Just wait a few minutes, the diarrhoea should get you going in a diffy. Oh, you want to GAIN muscle? Too bad :P

Erm, the eggs ARE your protein...
Lol

I was actually fearful of what I was going to find with a title like that.
Anyway yeah that is pretty hard.

Oh, by the way please add something like OpenID or Google Account. Twitter login is not working (it sucks anyhows) and some people actually have lives and don't feel the urge to tell everyone.
(if you had alternative login methods you would actually know who this jerk is :D)

There's always the option of creating a twitter account just to comment on Matt's blog ;)

That looks like milk with golden eggs.

i was gonna ask who dropped gold coins in your milk heh

How did you manage to keep the yolks intact?

Beeeeeefcaaaaake I lol'd so hard on that one

Mmmm, it's bursting with salmonella-ey goodness
(sorry for being aerk and posting anominously its just i kinda believe that twitter is the basterd offspring of saten and Gorden Brown)

So's your mum.

you might be able to counter it with arsenic

or pufferfish.

I can imagine Matt just taking a package of raw hamburger meat and just stuffing his mouth with it. Which is disturbing.

As far as raw meat goes I've heard that beef tartare is pretty yummy and relatively safe.

True fact: The white of eggs is the most complete source of protein possible, So you dont need the meat, complement it with vitamins and carbs

You know, seizures have a similar effect on your muscles to running a marathon, so maybe you should just flash some strobe lights...

I think your supposed to punch the raw meat lol.... (and im not sorry for posting anonymously)