New Jellybean Flavors (part 3)!

Hot Pockets Covered In Peptobismol

I totally love Peptobismol <3

Way to ruin it for everybody.

you would figure it out eventually

brilliant. simply brilliant

mash potato flavour would be AMAZING as would cough syrup, but wouldn't that just be anaseed balls?

i want to try the indifference jellybean.

actually it doesn't matter to me if i try it or not.

and homelessness would taste like beans and booze

I feel like some homelessness jelly beans right now. Anyone with me?

O I C whut you did thar.
Trolololol

Why are there onions in the dryer?

Why AREN'T there onions in the dryer?

There ARE onions in the dryer. That's why he's asking.

I think there should be a "Corn Pops and Apathy" bean. I'd eat it. Or not. Whatever.

If I ate a Liposuction jellybean and an obesity jellybean, do I still feel hungry?

Depends on in what order you ate them.

If it really tasted like turducken, that would be a spectacular jellybean.

you have to eat a turducken with a bacon and you skeet yourself
mmmmmmmmmm Bacon Turducken

I imagine Explicit Lyrics Warning Labels to taste like fresh plastic and overprotective parenting. Delicious plastic and a bitter aftertaste.

number 19 actually sounds pretty good, or is that just me?

It also sounds arousing.

I'm guessing purple has a similar taste to an acid trip...

19 sounds... pretty delicious

before reading the first comment you actually got me spelling it out XD

turducken sounds amazing.

what flavor hot pockets?

that's the only way to eat hot pockets without dying later. Afterwards try the diareah jellybean :D

Eat your heart out, Bertie Bott.

if you make a smegma flavored jellybean I will love you forever!

31. Inception

Earwax from those old western hearing aids. The tube thing

Yes I am just that lazy so I'm posting anonymously.

Anywho.....Bananas in Pajamas sounds great! But only whilst coming down the stairs, or in pairs, or while chasing teddy bears.....

Eating kittens tastes like guilt. :(

Can I make a suggestion for a jelly bean flavor? I'm going to say it anyways but its nice to ask. We should totally add Double Rainbow flavor to these lists. All the way.

21 tastes like pain... and eggplant.

Aspirin tacos with gasoline salsa

Liposuction, purple and pills.
DEFINITELY.

Placenta with butter

the crumbs from a computer keyboard

can i suggest dildo scum?

I've already had number 19, but I'm not talking about a jelly bean. ;D

I wonder what homelessness tastes like...

#23 blew my mind

I would LOVE to try the vehicular manslaughter and the The Realization that the First Letter of Every Line Spells out Another Flavors

homelessness tastes like trash and whiskey and other hobo stuff

Turducken ftw