New Jellybean Flavors (part 2)!

Hot Lava actually sounds tasty.

and what about Benny Lava?

Though it's rare that I laugh out loud at the robots with feelings stuff, I did actually laugh at some of these.

Fake plastic fruit flavour already exists in any jelly bean claiming that it tastes of fruit.

16. moth balls
17. moth testicles

made me chuckle

oh jeah, and I'm obviously a jerk because I don't have a twitter account and will never have. Interesting o.O

#14

And yet, some real tastes are worse than 'em all.

Bed wetter's shame sounds like a particularly alcoholc cocktail, probably made with absynth and paint stripper :/ :/

been there, done that, repressed it, you brought it back up, traumatized me for the rest of my life . . .

you know, I think there are anonymous groups for problems like that.........

oh yuck at number 30 DX

You passed grandma's colostomy bag and were grossed out by garbage...?

Anonymous has a point, anonymous....

Although #23 is officially my favorite stand-alone flavor here...

The flow from #10 to #11 was L-O-L-worthy.

Billy mays here with a new fantastic product! Blue balls ;D

what about the classic getting licked in the face by a dog who just licked his own balls

I agree, the flow from #10 to #11 was brilliant.
My personal favourites are the 'Apricot Down's Syndrome' and Whiskey and 'Spousal Abuse'!

Licking your own butt would be an "interesting" flavour.

mmm... i can taste all those dog ass jellybeans.

Sentient fungus lol.

20. Fake Plastic Fruit

Is this un-fruit made out of fake plastic, something posing as plastic fruit or something else entirely? Either way, I'm sure it'd taste pretty meh.

or like every other object (or food) that claims itself to be fruit-flavoured.

Sentient Fungus made me chuckle the most.

Can I have all of them rolled together into one massive bean?

This is WIN. 'Nuff said.

im sure mr sentient fungus has something to say about that.
after all, he is a fungi.

Love number 13.

I once took a butane torch to a tooth that had fallen out when I was younger.. DONT EVER DO THIS it smells horrible. I think that should be included in your list, burnt tooth smell.

I wonder what down's syndrome tastes like...

I have tried #27 before, but not in jelly bean format. I didn't die from it.

Mmm, 21 tastes like ow!

umm... try pus...
or maybe even incandescent lightbulb!
of course, stationery is a nice flavour for jellybeans.
then again, one might even prefer rotting corpses!
who knows, there are some crazy folks around.....


*whisper*
they might even like year-old garlic bread and rabbit droppings!
(basically the same thing)

there is a flavor like the last 1,
it's called anything that's cherry flavored

hey what about qwerty keyboard on a typewriter smacked in your face?

What about egg soaked in vinegar for a week?

Also, sorry for posting anonymously, I know it's lame but I can't remember my twitter account for the life of me.

Pickled egg?

Im pretty sure that the effort required to produce #29 would make it taste... not so horrible.

hot lava, as opposed to cold lava?

Cold lava would likely be volcanic rock. If you want to get technical.

may i suggest:

shoe

Haha, are these real jelly beans flavors? i would actually buy some. :D

omg this is by far the ffuniest one yet!!! rofl

Dont Fake Plastic Fruits taste same as regular plastic?

Moth Testicles. yum :)

I would definitely eat a jelly bean called Blue Balls without even giving it a second thought.