Robots with Feelings: Lust

Jul. 28, 2010

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MrMassachusetts [6 posts]
1 month ago

The secret is that he's actually eyeing the toast.

Pedeadstrian [5 posts]
1 month ago

But... what if there's waffles in there? Waffles need love too! Even if they ARE fat.

JakMcMillan [4 posts]
1 month ago

@ Pedeadstrian...or blue.

Anonymous
1 month ago

Please tell me you plan on doing all 7 deadly sins...for robots.

Matt, I want you how that robot wants some hot toaster sex.

BasiliskLancer [20 posts]
1 month ago

If that toaster had four slots, then he could have a few friends over and get extra freaky.

wolfster113 [11 posts]
1 month ago

Well, if the toaster has four slots then... To put it lightly, isn't it possible he could do it himself?

Anonymous
1 month ago

The toaster has two slots dumbass.

Anonymous
1 month ago

rfolol uve done it agian epiccc!!!

Anonymous
1 month ago

How does the robot have sex if he doesnt have a robtic penis?????

jkmacdonald [14 posts]
1 month ago

That would complicate things just a smidge.

ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
1 month ago

Maybe he keeps it in that dandy chest compartment of his. I know that if I had a door on my chest I would put stuff in there. Just not my penis.

Elizashizzle [25 posts]
1 month ago

You don't have to be a robot to find that toaster attractive.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
1 month ago

And you don't have to be a toaster to know that that robot has AIDS

Anonymous
1 month ago

Damn the equivalent of having sex with your sofa. Well everyone knows that microphones are robot penises.

Draithy [49 posts]
1 month ago

Robot: "Hey there, how YOU doin'?"

ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
1 month ago

Oh sure the toaster has some nice looking slots but it'll fry him faster than you can say "Hey remember when Robot Chicken did a skit with a humping robot?"

_rawrcutie_ [110 posts]
1 month ago

T-shirt it. Either this one or the other robot one...pretty please with splenda on top?

ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
1 month ago

Most other posts of Matt's deserve being a t-shirt but I'm not so sure this one needs to be.

Anonymous
1 month ago

Best Tshirt one is either the boat sex one, or super mario pipe dream

Edible_ed [2 posts]
1 month ago

More rike rust.

Anonymous
1 month ago

Oh, no. I don't need more toasters! Safety first, robot!

pop_t_arts [6 posts]
1 month ago

"damn baby, you look HOT!" lolz

Emily33435678 [4 posts]
1 month ago

Its highlarous how everyone talking about the toaster and not the look on his face =)

Anonymous
1 month ago

Dear god I know! I mean, just look at how the left eyebrow curls up in such a dirtily minded, sexually innuendo-dilled way. It's like an overly-sex-repressed curler did it for him.

T0Xic_cuPcakE [5 posts]
1 month ago

Toaster: I want you in me.