Sliced Bread
Jul. 26, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago
I never really got it either, Matt.2 years ago
TomTrainwreck [19 posts]
2 years ago
At the time it first came about it had more hype than any iPhone.2 years ago
wolfster113 [11 posts]
2 years ago
Sliced bread is the best thing sing Marco Polo brought the noodle back from Asia2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
sliced bread, the best thing since bread2 years ago
Anonymous
1 year ago
..The best thing since ripped up bread.1 year ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Should've posted this on july 7th. The first loaf of pre-sliced bread was produced on July 7 1928. 2 years ago
_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago
Especially when everyone always skips over the first two slices whenever they reach for bread.
2 years ago
Makes no sense.
vitskaft [15 posts]
2 years ago
What do you mean "makes no sense"? If you like those not-so-tasty slices then eat them yourself?2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
The reason why we skip over the first two slices of bread is because the outside slices do not retain moisture well. and if you keep skipping the first two slices through out your usage of the loaf then you will have moister sandwiches until you reach the end and your left with four pieces of terribly dry crumby bread which I usually just end up throwing at hobos.2 years ago
hamstatler19 [24 posts]
2 years ago
While at Virginia Beach, I learned the true value of the outer four slices. No one wants to throw good bread at seagulls, but watching them death spiral for your unwanted bread is too good to resist.2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Then what did they slice the sliced bread with? Sticks? And if so how would they have sharpened the sticks to slice the bread?2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Sharp edged rocks/stones whatever you want to call them.
2 years ago
Also I much prefer sliced bread because come on now who can really be bothered to either rip chunks of bread off the loaf or actually slice it yourself. We're lazy species
Anonymous
2 years ago
were are such lazy species that we forget the indefinite article "a" when typing sentence.2 years ago
Qwertylicious [98 posts]
2 years ago
Or that when using the contraction "we're," there is no need to add another "are," because by that you're essentially saying "We are are such lazy species." And then the only thing I can say is "Yes, yes we are."2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Non-sliced bread always tastes better, but sliced is more convenient for breakfast when your running late and far too asleep to be using knives...2 years ago
_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago
Vitskaft what I mean is I don't know why people (including me) render said slices as nonyummyable.. No need to overanalyze, kthx. (:2 years ago
_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago
Sliced bread is overrated. I would definitely prefer a pb&j made out of chunks or perhaps cubes of bread. It would be most tasty. 2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
If the saying is "the greatest thing since sliced bread" then its not everything BEFORE sliced bread that's dull as hell, but everything between sliced bread and the object in question.
2 years ago
TIME LINE!
1928- sliced bread. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2010 - RWF Article about bread
So if you were to say this article is the greatest thing since sliced bread, that means nothing between 1928 and 2010 was as great as sliced bread (which is untrue because we has Prince) and therefore must be dull as hell
KajDarkwind [4 posts]
2 years ago
And the worst thing is PB & J in one jar. What, people can no longer be bothered to open 2 jars!? Lazy fucks!2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
I like pb and j in one jar because it helps the jelly keep better and a plain pb sandwich sucks with out milk which also doesn't keep well. so pb and j in one jar was a ---send(atheist) when my fridge broke.2 years ago
jkmacdonald [16 posts]
2 years ago
Definitely have to agree. PB&J in one jar is lazy and doesn't taste nearly as good.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
I think I've found out what the best thing before sliced bread was, MASSIVE SANDWICHES!!
2 years ago
p.s. sorry for being a tool and posting anonymously, I forgot my password
Elizashizzle [34 posts]
2 years ago
I would definitely prefer to use the whole loaf of bread for a sandwich. And feel like a viking.2 years ago
Jemus42 [1 post]
2 years ago
It's just so awesome that you actually managed to provoke a long discussion about... sliced bread.
2 years ago
Nice.
NikitaKrushev [4 posts]
2 years ago
First came sliced bread, then came this website... that's why we think sliced bread is overrated.2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
U CANT USE THIS SIGHT IN THE SAYING BCUZ NOFING WILL EVER BR BETTA THN THIS SIIITTTEEE!2 years ago
















