I Hate Texting
Jul. 23, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago
*texts comment*2 years ago
Badgerwookie [1 post]
2 years ago
You aren't first and don't be a retard: even if you were first, NOBODY CARES2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
2nd!!!2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Fuck that, Matt. We are a generation of lazy, inconsiderate assholes. If I want to start a conversation with you, I'll use the internet to stalk you, find out where you live, get your number, and send pizzas and other various harassment to you.
2 years ago
..Wait.
H2O_Chipmunk [1 post]
2 years ago
Wait people break their necks to post first on stuff still? :-/
2 years ago
Anyway, good joke/illustration...

Anonymous
2 years ago
H20, its because they have a compulsion to have won/achieved something in their lives, no matter how insignificant it is.
2 years ago
I can never associate a real conversation with texting. Its just not right. Its too easy to confuse what people say on it.

Anonymous
2 years ago
I'd rather text, especially if it's someone I don't like.
2 years ago
And It's easier to ignore a text and pass it off as not getting received or something than it is a call.
Also I have unlimited texting, and anyone who'd want to call me would have to do it long distance.
But yeah, killing the joke. Woo
StalkingPanda [10 posts]
2 years ago
Maybe a sign that not many people want to commit to a conversation with you?2 years ago
Draithy [50 posts]
2 years ago
I don't mind talking back and forth through texts when necessary... but I don't do texted conversations.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Texting just plain sucks.
2 years ago
How many times have I seen a bunch of people together not talking to each other but texting to people who are not even in the place.
Pathetic.
xemodeejx [13 posts]
2 years ago
i prolly couldnt live without txting lol. but thats just cause im pretty paranoid and hate ppl listening in on me so they cant wen i txt2 years ago
Drakanaa [14 posts]
2 years ago
Fine, Matt. I'll just attach words to bricks and throw them through your windows to start a conversation. Trust me. It's this or texting. Your move.2 years ago
wolfster113 [11 posts]
2 years ago
Yuh know, I've been with you so far, but... Gotta say, love texting.
2 years ago
Yes, I'm a loser who can't have a real conversation. And yes, I cheat and send all my messages as picture messages, which have 1000 character limits. Because, yes, I send novels with immaculate grammar and spelling every time I text. Great. I suck

Anonymous
2 years ago
It's not totally true you asshats. Texting is a great way to communicate all day long; in the cinema, when you're supposed to be working, all the time! So leave texting alone because only pussies put the time aside to actually ring someone!2 years ago
Elizashizzle [34 posts]
2 years ago
Texting is good for awkward situations and not looking like a loser when sitting alone in a restaurant.
2 years ago
It says: "I'm not a lonely loser, I'm texting somebody cooler than you." When, in all reality, you're just tweeting, "I'm in a restaurant, lolz!!"
BadicalDude [30 posts]
2 years ago
Texting was created so people could lie to/ break up with their significant others and feel less guilty about it2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
funny that he is making a picture against texting on the internet :> I think at least2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
I'm sorry but I just fail to see the humor here. You don't like texting, and you say so. Is there a joke I don't get here? Or does the inclusion of a swear word automatically make this funny?
2 years ago
Just my honest opinion.
Anonymous
2 years ago
Not everything Matt does is supposed to be funny. Some of it points out obvious truths.2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
I almost wee'd with laughter how don't u get it?2 years ago
joon_net [12 posts]
2 years ago
I am not a huge fan of Texting. At least I was not one of those Australians that got fired via text message.
2 years ago
But for me the issue is normally one of context. You read a message, then think "What did I say last time again?"
Anyways, I got an Android phone with threaded SMS and now I like texts more :-)
hamstatler19 [24 posts]
2 years ago
Word. I'm reading/commenting this on my Android right now. Threaded SMS is sexy.2 years ago
_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago
I know. Especially if the person right next to me starts texting. While we're talking. Oh. And now my parents are texting. I'm about to go crazy.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
texting > vocal communication
2 years ago
maybe you illiterate fucks should learn to read and type faster
PS anonymous posting is where its at; anyone who discourages it is a GIGANTIC moron, i wont be coming back to your weak site
Anonymous
2 years ago
Clearly, this one prefers texting to vocal communication because no one wants to be seen talking to him face to face.
2 years ago
Remember, this is meant to be a funny website, so just add a little "TWAJS" after everything.
Damn, kids these days, so high-strung.
_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago
Am I the only one that found the above comment outrageously funny?
2 years ago
"I won't be coming back to your weak site!" lol

Anonymous
2 years ago
Well, you see, in some countries we don't have this whole Calling is free/cheap thing.
2 years ago
EG: New Zealand. At least $1 a minute, unless you have an OnAccount plan which gives you a limited number of minutes.
Most of the population under 25 have PrePay, where your only option for calls that aren't ridiculously expensive is Best Mates (unlimited texts/calls to ONE NUMBER for $6 a month).
On the other hand... TXT2000, 2000 texts to the Vodafone network is $10. TXT4000, 4000 texts to the Vodafone network is $14.
You can have multiple text conversations going.
You can text during schools with a lesser chance of being caught (and same goes for works that aren't fond of using phones).
Texting is less awkward. There's no odd silences, if you don't know what to say you can stop replying then blame it on your phone running out of battery.
Just some food for thought.

Anonymous
6 months ago
I hate texting because people look gay doing it. It's like checking out a girl across the bar, making eye contact, and then sipping your beer through a straw. Ghey!
6 months ago
Make no mistake. I love technology. I look badass when I'm recording electronic post-punk music on my Mac Pro. I look like I'm taking care of business when I'm talking on the phone, probably to someone more important than you. I can even look cool surfing the net on my iPad. But twiddling my thumbs sending texts like a gumsnapping tween? Ummmm, not so much.
I grew up in L.A. and learned that people judge you by how you present yourself. I care about how people perceive me. That's why I shower everyday, wear deodorant, wear cool clothes etc.
Do what you want.




















