It's Nature

FIRST

also tis be awesome!!

Ahaha! I use an airhorn. That's everyone else's alarm clock too.

It's supposed to be natural. That's man made. Not knocking it, works effectively, just not natural.

hmm...i wonder how many minutes you get to sleep until the bird starts chirping? the harder you throw the longer you sleep??

Hmm I tend to use my actual alarm clock to silence the birds. Kind of a "two birds with one stone" thing

Ha! Good one. Worthy of a poster.

A handful of rocks works no matter what the alarm clock is.

Sorry, my twitter account is being a dick.

But seriously, call me old fashioned, a gun works way better

Since your anonymity is justified, I must say... Agreed with you. A shotgun is the best snooze button ever.

I literally laughed out loud.

A cat is fine too.

Very clever, loving this one Matt!

I keep a bunch of rocks next to my bed just for that.

Birds are natures way of telling you to go to bed!

this is ur best one yet... scared my dog from laughing so loud!!!!

Ya know, Matt. You don't seem to be silencing the Twitter bird with handfuls of rocks. No that seems to be something entirely different

What noise is the twitter bird making now Matt?
Seriously, the picture symbolizes what he does to his followers in their roofie indued sleep.

Ha!...I know this is a little late, but what about roofie flavored jelly beans?

Finally, I have been with the site since it was advertised on Cyanide and Happiness, but was to stubborn to get a twitter.

It's about time. I was about to silence you with a handful of rocks

Geez, Matt. Do you have a bird-fetish or something? I've made a list. I like lists.
1. Twitter bird buttsex. 'Nuff said.
2. "Where do babies come from?" stork. Trying to impregnate a bird in the park? Yes. I do believe we're getting somewhere.
3. Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight". You really got into the ejaculating bird. It turned you on, let's face it.
4. Word birds!!! Nothing too sexual. But still..
5. This. Sure, same as #4 but I sense a deeper meaning.

I'm concerned, Matt. Really. But the first step to fixing your problem is to admit you have one. I can help.

Just kidding, I can't help. Kthxbye.

A pile of rocks next to your bed is also nature's condom (or femdom, no discrimination here)

Unless of course you can explain that shit away quickly

made my day

i think throwing a cat at the bird would work equally as well