New Jellybean Flavors!

I'd actually legit eat a Freshly Mowed Grass bean.

How about an M&M found under a couch cushion? No? *eats it anyway*

shards of glass tastes like blood

hahahahahaha

This one tastes like pennies!

I wonder what the Existentialism flavour tastes like?

Current mood: pensive

angst, followed by some pot.

^ Hilarious ^

Wait, what does the city of Buffalo taste like? I might have to eat one just to find out.

now why would you want to eat me?

Hate to be a grammar nazi , but I'm pretty sure it is freshly mown grass. Oh, and sorry about posting anon

Hate to be an grammar anti nazi... but i'm pretty certain that the verb to mow is another one of the many irregular verbs in the english language with two past particples. Mowed and mown.

I'm not the guy that originally grammar nazi'd, but I think you can use either depending on the situation. For example: "I mowed the grass." and "The grass has been mown" actually, firefox is trying to autocorrect me and says that mown isnt a word, so i guess mowed is always right :P

From - The British.

Both mown and mowed can be used as past participle form of the verb to mow.

Oooo! *raises hand* There should be a bad grammar flavor!.....or Nazi flavor....non-kosher

Yeah, mowed is used as a proper past participle
--"he mowed the grass"
but mown is used either in the passive mood
--"the grass was mown by him"
or as an adjective
--"freshly mown grass"

hate to be american, but who cares?

I thought these were already flavors.

They most certainly are. Matt has clearly never been to an Ice Cream van at the bad end of town.

i want a water jellybean.....

J.K. Rowling beat you to this idea by about 15 years.

Don't be a dick.

Yes, remember when this exact list was in Harry Potter?

Oh, wait.

I lol'd so bad at Butt Coffee. I know I shouldn't have, but I did. :P

Existentialism Jellybean actually sounds like something I would eat.

But then I would need a bottle of whiskey jellybeans.

Whiskey jellybean = WIN!!!

The question isn't who would eat the bacon wrapped in bacon flavor, it's who wouldn't?

Existentialism!

What about "almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea"?

haha hitchikers guide to the galaxy

xD Douglas Adams was a genius.

Applesauce on the moon. That flavor is very intriguing.

A couple of these flavors DO exist already as jelly beans: http://candyaddict.com/blog/2005/11/26/review-bertie-botts-every-flavor-beans-just-the-gross-ones/

Why did this make me laugh hysterically?

Yay! The City of Buffalo. I wouldn't recommend it, Buffalo is rather sucky.

Top part of a toilet is called a cistern. :clint:

As in 'I'm going to shit in the cistern so it flushes brown.'

The more you know...

Baby barf with cream and lots of sugar? Damn that sounds good, especially if you had previously force fed the baby lots of cream and lots of sugar. Y-U-M!!

lol that's just like putting it in a microwave for a little while. All warm in your stomach :D

OH! There cream and sugar. NOT the baby!!! That'd be another jellybean flavor ENTIRELY

I think buffalo-style buffalo sounds pretty interesting

Sounds like bertie bott's every flavoured jelly beans. They actually have buttter and grass.

#17 + #22 = Heart attack?

(Jester)

I want a ton of number 17, please.

Freshly mowed grass lol thats a good one :)

The existentialism jelly bean would have no taste. :P

i've had grass and vomit beans before. didn't you ever eat the harry potter edition of jelly belly jelly beans? they even got earwax, i don't want to know how the recreated the vomit taste but i don't want to remember it either

the great thing is, you could probably actually make all of this and make loads of money.
oh yea, i need the recipe for butt coffee.

what if we wrap those bacon wrapped in bacon jellybeans in BACON?? that much awesomeness together in such close proximity however could wield dire results, like creating unto itself a black hole or time travel

a heart attack never has tasted so good :)
and definately a black hole would open up due to the awesomeness

aside: haha i love the guilt trip about registering and not posting anonymously. however my laziness trumps your guilt tripping.

anyway, i think grass flavored jelly beans actually (or use to) exist because i've had one. it's actually ok, but i also had a sardine flavored jelly be right before which was so nasty in comparison. i honestly thought they were joking when they said it was sardine flavored, i was wrong.

existentialism...now that sounds tasty

I think...
The best jellybean I've ever tasted...
was jellybean flavoured...
It didn't really taste like jellybeans, though...
More like
PARADOX
also, Hi Matt, I'm the guy who uploaded a map of where you live,
I knew you wouldn't let it through, I did it for a lol.
(please don't ban me)

Fettucine and gangrene, they smell pretty similar.

the bacon wrapped in bacon one does not belong on the list, because i would actually eat it

I would definitely buy these and share them with all of my friends. :D

(on a ?temporary? twitter protest..)

OMG love this. Definitley my knew conversation starter! I sooo wanna make my own list now... Matt you're a genius.

Hmm how about root canal flavor....yeah let the consumer know what they're getting themselves into. Or better yet, just get essence of hospital flavor. Just that general smell you get when you go to pediatrics or the O.R.

oh gosh you should have a Fuzzy hair from Old Man's ears flavor, or belly button lint flavor XD

Actually, Existentialism's flavor could only be determined by the individual eater. Its each person's responsibility to determine the flavor for themselves.

Mine would taste like disappointment... Or cake. I like cake.

but... the cake is a lie...

Touche!

I swear I can smell half of them right now...

I've had a Toothpaste flavoured jelly belly before. Wasn't that bad, actually. Minty fresh.

9, 11 FTW

here are some
31. Fetus
32. Freezerburnt(?) Porkchops
33. Guido Hairgel
34. Engine Sludge

Uhhh aren't numbers 33 and 34 the exact same thing?

no. 34 tastes slightly better and less sweaty

Toothpaste is a legit jellybean flavor, i've had it before, it's actually not that bad.

I already get enough of #29 with Shards o' glass freeze pops!
Okay so... anyone who hasn't seen that commercial just disregard :)
And I'm sure ANY of those flavors would be more appetizing then a black licorice jelly bean. Ew.

what does existentialism taste like?

What did I just f*cking say!!!???

LOL!

Anonymous guy, FTL.

How about Anonymous flavored? Yum.

31. Grape flavored cough syrup.

Rape flavoured jellybean.

You know you want it!

i would absolutely eat an existentialism flavored jellybean.

Vyile- Its not rape if you want it xD
So how about contradiction-flavored?

#17. i want.

Unrelated note: Matt, you look so freaked out! Were you high?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUGY-faDDQ&feature=player_embedded#at=23

At first, when I read 'frosted flakes in expired milk' I thought of that damn crusty milk that gathers near the cap and always finds a way into my milk. But then I realized that frosted flakes is a kind of cereal and felt much better. =p

The city of Buffalo tastes like Cheerios, pizza, and sticky beer-covered floors.

Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation would totally love no.17. Bacon wrapped in bacon.

Or better yet, Ron Swanson wrapped in bacon. Serve me up some of that!

I wouldn't mind a bite of existentialism myself.....
Or maybe chicken.....

32: Sheets from 1965 stained with blood and some green fluid that you can't even imagine coming out of a person, but more like a dying alien or something.

its a vintage flavour ;)

It seems existentialism flavour is pretty popular, but what about apathy flavoured?
I mean personally, I don't care...


(you get the joke though, right?)

bacon rapped in bacon? last time i did that i woke up in the hospital something like a valve popped. i dunno i'm not a plumber.

35: Chicken & Waffles. ^^'

Existentialism? Wa?

ah the city of buffalo...tastes of Labatt blue, broken dreams and fleeting hope

Holy Jesus! Bacon wrapped in bacon?! I would so eat that!

Of these flavors, I would eat... water, bacon wrapped in bacon, frozen fish sticks(maybe?), margarine dipped in butter, chicken, buffalo-style chicken, and buffalo-style buffalo. If they got the flavors right(as only jellybelly can), those ones might actually be good.

I am so glad you came up with this, it brings me so much joy, at the same time I am so jealous that I didn't come up with it.

Number 17, fuck yes. That'd be delicious.