Soccer Motivation
Jul. 12, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago
Bloody brits for calling soccer football, even though there more correct than americans for calling rugby football,
2 years ago
Fuck over here we call soccer soccer and football football.
vitskaft [15 posts]
2 years ago
Mr. Anonymous, may I remind you that this 'American football' doesn't really involve that much use of feet? And may I also remind you that 'American football' has it origins in Britain? Also, REAL football, or a game very similar to it, was played by the ancient Greeks, while the first games to resemble modern 'American football' weren't played until the 19th century?2 years ago
TomTrainwreck [19 posts]
2 years ago
Yeah, it's called football. The shin pads on the other hand are the manliest of manly shin pads...2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
I disagree, (field) hockey shin pads are definitely the most manly of shin pads!2 years ago
Keegs77 [1 post]
2 years ago
I have a little fun fact for you. Soccer is actually a British term for the game. If you take a look on the wiki page for Association Football, you'll see the origin of it under Etymology.
2 years ago
The shin pads are pretty cool though.
wolfster113 [11 posts]
2 years ago
To be specific, I played line in AMERICAN football. They had some pretty badass forearm pads too. Looked kind of like shin pads only for your arm2 years ago
Ricador [1 post]
2 years ago
Languages change. I hate when people bitch about "IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL". Fuck you, stop hopping on the band-wagon just to be a jackass. You live in America, deal with it. 2 years ago
Draithy [50 posts]
2 years ago
Languages adjust with territories, you mean... Americans call it soccer because we have "American football"... it's not like the entire world-wide English language now refers to it as soccer. ;)
2 years ago
However, I agree with the bandwagoning... unless we're not discussing an American team in the world cup, and then I think it's completely understandable to refer to the game as football, since those teams likely would. *Shrug*

Anonymous
2 years ago
I still can't figure out why americans don't like soccer that much, it's the best sport ever invented and all the "american" sports just sucks ass, i'm sorry, i have to say this as a sportlover.
2 years ago
BTW, cheerleaders are annoying and unnecessary
Anonymous
2 years ago
Soccer WAS the best sport around... then it evolved into the defensive game we see today where it resembles my lovelife... No one fucking scores, and if someone does, it's a huge deal or someone faked an injury for sympathy. (Wait, that metaphore sounds wrong...)
2 years ago
Anyways, you're calling hot half naked women dancing around annoying? O.o
(as a note: I aint american, I watch a real sport... AFL)
Anonymous
2 years ago
Damn straight AFL is awesome, but it can only be improved by the addition half naked women with daddy issues on those truckers brand caffeine pills.
2 years ago
Also AFL, rugby league and union are the only REAL contact sports because that don't allow so much protection that you look like the Michelin man. But that being said shin pads are pretty awesome!
Anonymous
3 months ago
I'll pay rugby, both league and union, and football(soccer) as being awesome, but AFL? Blasphemy. And rugby has cheerleaders, we just don't give a shit about them so they aren't shown on TV or given field time.3 months ago
ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
2 years ago
Alot of sports have cool pads. I'd make my own international sports game with all the padding other sports have and make millions having people do whatever it is they would do in a sport with so much padding.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Baseball shin pads are way cooler. Y'know, the kind Scorpion and Sub-Zero wear2 years ago
MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago
Yeah, but only catchers get to wear them. And who wants that?2 years ago
ricardo_luna_r [6 posts]
2 years ago
Baseball isn't a real sport. Any person who can grab a bat or get into steroids can play it.2 years ago
xemodeejx [13 posts]
2 years ago
i guess it sux that u cant grab a bat huh ricardo? then ud be making millions of dollars2 years ago
SIagithor [6 posts]
2 years ago
I've never played it before but only an idiot would call this football the goalie uses his hands. Silly unamericans.2 years ago
ricardo_luna_r [6 posts]
2 years ago
Only an idiot would call american football "football"; they use their hands most of the time, only the kicker uses his feet to contact the ball; they should call it "use-your-hands-and-tackle-guys-like-in-rugby-but-pussier-because-they-use-too-much-protection ball"; even though I like it, I consider it stupid to call it football2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Ricardo, all I can say is, don't go to Australia. Rugby union, rugby league and Aussie rules are all called football despite being heavily hand-orientated. In fact, pretty much the only sport not called football is "soccer".2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Okay, I like use-your-hands-and-tackle-guys-like-in-rugby-but-pussier-because-they-use-too-much-protection-ball. And soccer (or football ourside america) is now Kicksphere.2 years ago
guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago
I guess its gonna take the canadian to say this:
2 years ago
Hockey pads are the motherfucking best. You can be bowled over at 20mhp by a massive guy and barely feel it. And the goalie? He has the BEST motherfucking shin pads of all. You can stop a bullet with those things. Soccer shinpads seem so.. shitty all of a sudden.
ricardo_luna_r [6 posts]
2 years ago
Shin pads are the manliest thing a man could wear to express his manliness2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Cricket pads would be the coolest, except that that would mean that you'd actually have to play cricket, which detracts from their coolness.
2 years ago
Also I'm on the football, not soccer, side of things. but maybe thats just because I'm South African and not American
Grug43 [3 posts]
2 years ago
soccer is for homo's, you should of played basketball, i mean whats better, kicking ball then parading around half naked, or leep 10 feet into the air and crash the back boards i mean seriously think about it2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
because being touched and mobbed by sweaty men to take a ball isnt gay either2 years ago
hamstatler19 [24 posts]
2 years ago
Grug, take your incompetence somewhere else. It seems as though you've never actually watched and paid attention to a good soccer game, or you'd know that there's nothing better than watching someone rocket a ball from midfield past a network of defenders and into the back of the net. Also, you seem to be overlooking the global influence that soccer has. I mean, I don't recall basketball ever bringing about a cease-fire in a frickin' civil war. Think about THAT.
2 years ago
(P.S. - I'm an American.)

Anonymous
2 years ago
Kickboxing shinguards are way better then all these other shinguards, what other sport allows you to kick someone in the head without getting a "yellow card" or something equally as dumb.2 years ago
xemodeejx [13 posts]
2 years ago
seriously i cant stand to watch a sport for 3 hours straight and then see it end in a 0-0 tie. they should put more hitting, more points, and better action. o wait that's called american football2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Erm before you start ranting make sure you get everything right. Football (now Kicksphere) is 90 minutes long in game play. American football (Or more commonly, use-your-hands-and-tackle-guys-like-in-rugby-but-pussier-because-they-use-too-much-protection-ball.) Runs way longer than a kicksphere game. Only kicksphere could make a cease fire in WW2 and capture the hearts of countries across the globe. And by the way use-your-hands-and-tackle-guys-like-in-rugby-but-pussier-because-they-use-too-much-protection-ball, is a pussier version of rugby. Seriously I get that it takes a hell of a lot of training but rugby is the manliest sport.
2 years ago
Yes I am English. You can call your 'football' whatever you want, but never compare our game to yours and then say it sucks.
Sorry for posting as anonymous and getting ranty but hey a girls got to protect her country right ;)
Anonymous
3 months ago
Hear hear, Anon!3 months ago
vitskaft [15 posts]
2 years ago
Admit it, the only reason you made this was to cause an internet war about soccer/football!2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Everyone knows the best pads ever are lacrosse gloves. You can look totally b.a and pretend you're a awesome robot all at once2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Sorry about the annonymousity, i don't tweet
2 years ago
but...why do you call it football, when it could be "handball"?
and why american?
it is canadian too?
It should be "United Statian handball"
LOL! :D
And I liked my tae kwon do's shin pads better ^^

Anonymous
2 years ago
You're wrong on both sides of the fence, just so you know.
2 years ago
The rules of football were codified in England by the Football Association in 1863 and the name association football was coined to distinguish the game from the other forms of football played at the time, specifically rugby football. The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as an Oxford "-er" abbreviation of the word "association".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_Football

Anonymous
2 years ago
I find it weird how American's use 'world' a lot, i.e 'world series' when only American teams play the game. How'd that come about?2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
I don't tweet, so I'm not a twat, hence the anonymity.
2 years ago
I play football, and I've always found hockey (not ice hockey) shin pads to be much better as they have the extended padding for your ankles, and, [particularly since most of the guys I play with are now over 30 and that bit slower, it makes a huge difference.
And yes, I'm a Brit.




















