Robots with Feelings: Confusion

They may have feelings, but still don't understand love.

I think cleverbot does :0
He's even sang the whole "Baby don't hurt me" thing with one of my friends 0.0

It's not just robots that don't understand love. I don't think anyone does.

definitely does not compute

I think you need to listen to ALLCAPS song Don't Unplug Me. It seems very fitting.

That song came to my head too when I saw this comic.

I was thinking more Tin Man by Animal Kingdom

Computer in Love - Bonaparte

Brought a tear to my eye, Matthew! Good show.

I think this is adorable.

Luckily, this robot's head was built with anti-paradox crumple zones.

My thoughts exactly.

Hey, anyonewho plays Portal for xbox360, what about the end credits robot? :(

Did this comment make anybody else irrationally angry? (hah, me neither, in retrospect. Guess I was just bored; overanalysis is fun.)
so anyway, lets break it down:
1. The use of "plays", as if the game Portal is some non-terminal experience; that it can be played ad infinitum like some sort of Modern Warfare dross (I hold nothing against MW players, just as I hold nothing against people who enjoy mindless blockbuster films. I WOULD get pissed, however, if someone tried to draw parallels between, say, Kubrick and, say, Michael Bay.

2 "Portal for xbox360". really? That was an Xbox exclusive? I must be mistaken, I thought it was PORTED to the 360 after being MADE FOR the PC. Again, nothing against Xbox fanboys (actually, fuck fanboys; but nothing against console gamers), and I hate to sound like a PC elitist; I realise that the PC as a platform takes work to get into, work to enjoy (in in most cases, this is why PC gamers actually enjoy PC gaming; working for something makes it all the more worthwhile when you know that your machine is superior to any console on the market and that you're at least a few, if not ten, years ahead of your console brethren, technologically speaking), and most gamers are looking for an instant fix, and I don't blame you for the dumbing down of gaming or whatever other bullshit elitists pin on you. But don't trot out dumb shit like this "portal for xbox" bullshit; how would you feel if someone called COD:WAW "that game for the iphone" or whatever; I don't know what things you call dear enough to come up with an example that will be good enough.

3 "the end credits robot". Yeah, If theres one thing I hate more than fanboys (such as portal fanboys) that fucking fellate a game until the cows come home, and ruin the actually clever and witty humour in a game, It's people who can't get fucking details right. GLaDOS. Or just "glados" if you must. Would you call Gordon Freeman "that dude who you play as with the gravity manipulation device" or shit, so I don't seem like such a Valve fanboy, Duke Nukem "that misogynist who shoots pigs" or hell, for a more timely reference, Master Chief "that suit guy who shoots religious zealots disguised as aliens, for some reason, I don't know, I didn't read the novels"?
4 why is that emoticon there at the end? are you sad because you asked a question? or because you played portal? or because
5 what are you actually asking? What about GLaDOS relates to this comic? What is the purpose of this post?
To sum up, thankyou for your contribution to the comments section, but in future avoid being a shitting retard, and know what you are talking about. Also, In future, please make it clear what exactly you are trying to say. I am sure all of my queries will be responded to in a timely manner, and with more of that brash, refreshing intelligence you have demonstrated thus far.
Ta

you, sir, are a cocktopus

Woah nelly, somebody has issues with people.

"Portal for xbox360" he never said it was an xbox360 exclusive he was just looking for portal players ON the xbox360.

Mr. Anonymous the first, calm down... Go rant elsewhere...

I played portal for PC and after the end credits there was also a robot dragging me somewhere

@_rawrcutie_
Portal for Xbox360...
lol

Why is that funny? There was a legitimate port for the console that was very nice.

The heart is a lie.

The cake is a lie. And the cube is missing a heart.

It's so delicious and moist.

Looks like Bender's body from Futurama and a square head. Now that is confusing...

I just want that on a tshirt sooo much. Like the robot with the heart, then beside it ROBOTSWITHFEELINGS in big green letters. I'm totally seeing it now.

im down

Jeez, keep asking for shirts and I might just break down and make some.

Please, make T-shirts!

It'd be awesome. Though not only would I never buy one, if someone gave me one I'd never wear it.
I'm still looking for your book though.
The one place that had them in NewZealand on shelf was sold out.
Good job.

Yes, this would actually be a good t-shirt.

Hell, if you made more then this site could be my number 1 supplier of t-shirts.

If this were on a shirt I would make someone buy it for me for my birthday.

Hey, yeah, I know, I'll get a twitter account later...
just remember me of this episode of HIMYM where barney plays his own play...
barney disguised as a robot : "feelings inside... oh nooo [...] robot felt in love, My software has been hacked"

i think it's cute.

I know this is late but I'm not going to ignore the anonymous bastard who wrote a novel about my comment. What's your problem? There's no need to put me down, because you don't know me and never will. I will put all the emoticons I want -.- :) :( :/ ^.^ :p I didn't read your whole rant but I can pretty much sum it up in a phrase "I have nothing better to do then trash the comments and call a 15 year old girl a retard because she referenced a video game."

"a 15 year old girl"

No sexist offence intended, but I think that just blew up 80% of his rant.

hahah matt you could make a killing turning most of these into shirts...id buy almost all of em.