Let's Get Drunk

Let's Get Drunk
Jun. 25, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago
An anonymous person posting first without directly saying they are first is not irony is it?

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
I have a better idea. Lets not.

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
Sounds better than getting screwed with a hammer

 
V2Blast  [12 posts]
2 years ago
Don't hammer it till you've tried it.

Screw it, these puns are lame. :P

 
Anonymous
2 years ago
don't get me horny!

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
I gotta try that one day

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
HAHA

 
 
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alphonsop4l  [6 posts]
2 years ago
hahaha....genius!

 
 
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wolfster113  [11 posts]
2 years ago
Reminds me of my mother in law at thanksgiving

 
 
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jroberts2010  [98 posts]
2 years ago
lol the BEST way to get some vitamin C

 
 
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SIagithor  [6 posts]
2 years ago
nice very funny

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
Getting hammered by a screwdriver... Well, I won't discriminate if you're into that kinda stuff. Less competition I have to deal with after all.

 
 
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KathanZul  [27 posts]
2 years ago
Masochist?

 
Anonymous
2 years ago
and I'm a sadist.
what a pair we make!

 
 
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Qwertylicious  [98 posts]
2 years ago
It took me a second reading to truly get the joke, but very funny once I did.

 
 
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_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
Hehe.. tis funny.

 
YoyitsiSama  [2 posts]
1 year ago
noooo...why do twitter profiles look like eggs whe there isn't a photo?

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
The picture is funny, as usual, but the funnier thing is the comments...

"Don't hammer it until you try it"

"Screw it these puns are lame"

HALARIOUS.

 
 
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guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
oh god, reminds me of the lst time i got drunk.
booze: $50
broken glasses: $450
broken phone: $250
not remembering how the fuck you broke everything: priceless

 
Qwertylicious  [98 posts]
2 years ago
Haha! Gotta love credit card commercials.

 
 
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_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
What I find amusing is that even though I'm underaged and have never had an alcoholic drink in my life I still laugh out loud at all Matt's funnies. :)

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
Why are so many of your fans against drinking Matt!!
Vodka+Orange Juice= Love

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
woah, woah, woah. who said anythign about being against drinking?

 
 
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_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
I didn't say I was against it haha.. i'm just saying it would be illegal here if I did :P

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
lol. thats cause the states have dumb laws regardign the drinking age. 21? highest legal age with which to start drinking. canada its 18 &19 depending on your location. and europe is even better, some places its 16. lmao, united states, you are so silly.

 
 
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_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
Silly Canada! You're bacon is a lie!

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
Woah woah woah. Toed the line there. No one messes with canadian bacon in all its glory. That shit's good. lol.

 
 
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_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
I'm sorry. "your"

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
I am a fan of alcohol and puns, so lets hammer some rusty nails and if we feel frisky you can play the rusty trombone in my basement

 
Vyile  [8 posts]
2 years ago
Hahaha, lol.
That's awesome. :3

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
Or you could get hammered with rusty nails. (look it up :P)

 
 
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Anonymous
2 years ago
I want this on a shirt... link anybody?

 
 
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Wolffy86  [17 posts]
1 year ago
Beer.... that was all I needed to get you in BED!
damm it... shame I didn't saw this before. oh well...