Spin-off: Rosemary's Regret For Not Getting an Abortion

Spin-off: Rosemary's Regret For Not Getting an Abortion
Jun. 23, 2010


Struggling actor Guy Woodhouse (John Cassavetes) and his wife Rosemary (Mia Farrow) move into a new apartment in New York where they befriend the neighbors, an eccentric older couple, the Castevets. Unbeknownst to Rosemary, this couple worships Satan and has struck a deal with Guy to have his career take off in exchange for having Rosemary give birth to the devil's child. Fair trade.

On the night Rosemary planned on conceiving her first child with Guy, her food is drugged and she passes out. While unconscious, the Castevets and their other devil-worshipping friends perform a ritual to summon Satan and allow him to plant his demon seed in Rosemary, which she faintly remembers. Luckily, Guy covers the story up.

Rosemary: Dear, while I was passed out, I had the strangest dream where I was raped by a demon.
Guy: Oh, don't worry, honey. That was just me.


That's just silly to think a demon raped you, Rosemary! It was just your husband, silly! He had sex with you while you were unconscious. But hey, good news! You're pregnant!

Rosemary eventually realizes that it was, in fact, a demon that raped her. And not just any demon, but Satan himself. She briefly considers getting an abortion, but growing up Catholic she is strongly against it. Way to stick to your beliefs, Rosemary.

Now that she's raising the child (he is her son after all), she's beginning to regret that decision. Not because he's the son of Satan, though – he's really no different than any other kid – but because raising kids is just so hard. You gotta do everything for them. Ugh.

 Conservatives hate abortion. Liberals hate Satan. Which side are you on!? 

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Anonymous
2 years ago
Demon rape, the worst kind

 
 
SaitoXD  [17 posts]
2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha, epic win!!!!! :D

 
 
DanielMilian  [1 post]
2 years ago
That's just awesome dude XD

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Moral: Never trust the neighbors.

 
 
BadicalDude  [30 posts]
2 years ago
win ._.

 
 
_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
Little devil...

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
"Oh, don't worry, honey. That was just me."

laughed my ass of. overall its pretty friggin great. keep up the good work.

 
 
anarchitekt  [5 posts]
2 years ago
Conservatives hate abortion.
Liberals hate Satan.
Satan loves passed out women.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
So far the funniest spin off lol:D

 
 
GreyKaminari  [10 posts]
2 years ago
Best Spin-off so far xD
<3

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
never seen the movie but this was hilarious anyways.

 
 
_rawrcutie_  [116 posts]
2 years ago
Soooo... did his career take off? :D

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure liberals hate god.
Thus, they, in fact, like Satan.
Hmm....

 
hamstatler19  [24 posts]
2 years ago
I resent that, Mr. Anonymous. D:

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Actually, most of the movie is just like that. The only -real- difference is the punchline in the end.
The spin-off is fine, however for someone who has watched the movie the cover by itself would have been enough.

Oh, yeah, as it seems everybody posting anonimously feels coerced to say something about it, I'll do it as well.
Mmh, well, looks like I already did, so whatever, I'll go.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
hello. long time reader, first time poster, eternal time twitter hater (sorry for the anonymous. my name is miguel if that makes you feel any better).

funny, funny stuff. i just wanna know what the deal is with the spinoffs and the amazon dvd banner you put at the bottom? every time i get to the end of a spinoff, the amazon thing blocks the last line or two, so i usually miss the final joke. is this just me?

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
"Oh, don't worry, honey. That was just me." lmao

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
I dislike twitter, sorry.

But what kind of job does this guy have that he needs to make a pact with Satan to advance it?

 
Anonymous
2 years ago
A job at Halliburton.