A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

NICEEEEEEEEE!!!! &First!

what is this i don't even

This.
IS.
F**KING.
AMAZING!!!
-A VERY loyal fan If I do say so myself.

god damnit

Epic win

HELLS YEAH THEY DO!

This is because there were cheap little boys in the bar.

lol. that's just wrong

Oy vey, Mary and Joseph!

And all he had to was order water and turn it into wine! Genius!

Uh... No, not really. That's Jesus. And besides, these guys are drinking beer.

Awesome. One question, however. What is that little wire thing coming out of the rabbi's right pocket? It sorta makes him look like an undercover agent.

It looks like a lapel microphone, but I don't know if that makes sense, here...

And I'd like to tell my own, if I may.

So, a priest, a reverend, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Once they all sit down and order, the bartender comes up and says "How about we make a gentleman's bet? I dare each of you to go into the woods outside of town and bless a creature." So the guys all look at each other and they decide "Sure, what the Hell."

A few days later, the priest walks into the bar and goes up to the bartender. He says to him "Well, I baptized a bunny." And the bartender nods in approval, congratulates him on completing the bet, and that's that.

About a week after that, the reverend comes in and says to the bartender "You know, I went into the woods, and you know what I did? I christened a wolf." This time the bartender is actually mildly impressed, and again, he congratulates the reverend.

So now several months go by, and the bartender starts wondering about the rabbi. Finally, one day, the rabbi comes into the bar in a full body cast and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says "Holy shit, man. What happened to you?" And the rabbi sort of gives him this long look, and then he says "I really shouldn't have circumcised that bear."

I love you.

Dont disrespect my Jesus References! D=

i didn't see any disrespect in his comment, just observation about how its not jesus...

I think you two should fight now. Or have a great time at the bar. Or both.

Thank you, guyfromupover. Also, I second the anonymous comment. And finally, guyfromupover, is your name a play on "down under" (as in Australia)?

yes it is querty, i was wondering if anyone would get that connection. i'm the guy from up over, so guess where i'm from.

That was actually pretty funny, Qwertylicious. And Matt, hilarious as always :)

That rabbi is a spy! He's wearing a wire!

Hes Jesus just hes hiding it. famous peeps gotta stay unda cova yea no. I mean look at that hair.

OY VEY ZMIR!

orsuuuuummmmmm!

haha, the priest has got some holy bling.

Lol, indeed.

whaa? no hookers? just beer? bender would be shocked..

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Rabbi, a priest, a Imam, God, Jesus, St Paul, a sheep and a duck all go into a pub.

The barman asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Lol... I just noticed the rabbi looks like a bunny with cute bunny ears =D
And guys you dont need to constantly make a come back for every post I make here. Its not about my stupid comments or anyone correcting my stupid comments. Its about Matt's work. *hippie music plays* Why cant wee bee friends, why cant weee be friends?

yes, we have to make comebacks for everything you post. its just what we do. and we can still be friends, we will just constantly post replies to everythign you post. lol.

"Up over"... would that be Canada? Because thats the only thing that comes to mind. When in doubt, just choose Canada! Annndd I feel like I'm spamming Matt's comment section so I'm gonna stop being meaningless. =O

lol yea its canada. greatest nation evar! and your posts aren't meaningless, just pointless. lmao.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, discuss the differences in their religion over a cold brew, and leave on amicable terms.

...I don't get it.

After that, things get weird after the priest suggest they go hang out around the local elementary school

And the children are forced to choose which 'salvation' they'd prefer