BOATS

All that boat talk was just a line? How could I have been so stupid?!

Matt, I'm sorry. But I will not make a twitter account and conform to your tweeting ways just so I don't have to post anonymously. Btw, nice boat. =D

I just got twitter two days ago, figuring I could link my (youtube) channel to it

har no motion of the ocean?

lol. Straight and to the point. (Y)

Or how you use the boat to convince the women of your sexual majesty.

1. Whats up with all these anonymous people posting just to say they wont use twtter and barely saying anything about the picture? 2. Why, Matt, would you want to sleep with her?? She looks like an eldery woman. 3. Love your work, Matt! =D

She has hot nerd glasses and big boobs! What's not to love!?

The same reason people go see Twilight. It's cool.

her boobs look lopsided to me...

This isn't true, some women do prefer larger boats to rock their waves.

1. What's up with people hating on the anonymous people. 2. What's up with people making pointless lists? and 3. Why do these people make these lists and then barely saying anything about the picture??

Sorry for bring hate to the comments section. I don't like being served and then not dishing it back

haha very nicely done matt. So, whats your success rate with women when using your boat line?

I just Lol'd for 10 minutes straight like no joke...... Now I'm in pain

lol one boob is bigger than the other

Actually, I think it's just that one boob is facing the viewer, and one's slightly to the side, so he didn't draw the same lines for both.

However, fact: nearly all women have one boob slightly larger than the other, and the same goes for areolae, too.

And legs.. but that's for both sexes. Lol, sex.

what in the hell is an areolae? i'm to lazy to google it, so explain it to me please.

@guyfromupover:
Circular area around the nipples. If I remember correctly, anyway.

Clearly, that is not Matt. This character does not have a Jewfro.

it's matt as he sees himself. blobs for hands, no fingers, no nose, tiny feet, solid black eyes that can bore into your soul, and apparently a flat crotch. you think he would have helped himself in that department lol.

guyfromupover, maybe he put extra effort into his crotch area... but because of that (as per Rob's comic), it's flat...

That guy is so in the barrel tomorrow.

Poor boats! XD

It's not the size of your boat that counts...

It's how many seamen are in it.

Tap that, Matt! Tap it with your sailboat!

Oh yeah, and is just me, or does this self-portrait of Matt look different than all the previous ones?

That boat line would be MUCH more effective with T-Pain by your side.

Yes. It would. You win.

hahaha she has a half done boob job

I love when people feel like they have to justify their anonymous posting.

Did you know that with every woman one boob is always slightly larger?

Ugh I said that without viewing the other comments >.< someone already said that.

Nothing about size matter, as long as you get women to sleep with you....except your dick...that's important

Compensation huh?

That is actually a regular sized boat. Matt is just huge.

so this is what will farrell and john c. riley ment when they said boats n hoes

Matt is a god.

lmfao

What nobody seems to be pointing out is the fact that she must be some freakishly tall woman, never mind the lop sided boob or the nerd glasses, she's the same size as matt!

This would be better if he was in his underwear, and still holding the boat.

That would give a clearer message, as well as a preview of the night to come.

Dear MATT, I want your Boat. so next time you come back to NYC, bring it! ;)