Cactus = Bullshit

Nopales (Optunia) pwn al over cacti, at least you can eat them

Nah, Peyote pwns all over the whole plantae kingdom. Plus it has no thorns !

I'm not gonna lie. That is a sexy cactus.

I'm not gonna lie... That was a funny comment! ^.^

Getting a small cactus just to have one is dumb as is, but getting on as a gift is a slap in the face.

I don't know, getting on is a pretty good gift if you ask me.

Grrr! Well played, Eliza.

If you get one as a gift, slap them in the face with it. Much more effective.

I second Banderbear91.... and was just about to say at least they didn't slap you in the face with the cactus...

I had a small cactus once. Of course, I neglected it, never watering it, and somehow it still thrived for over a year. I finally decided that maybe I should take care of it so I watered it, and it died. The cactus truly is the worst plant.

Matt, did some one get you a Cactus as a gift by any chance?
If so, unlucky.

Haha! Mr. Anonymous, you made me laugh. I appreciate that.

seriously, matt. if you've never tried mescaline cacti like peyote or san pedro (which is legal), DO IT!

I used to have a cactus PET.
=(

I make a hobby out of petting cacti.

So did I, but the cacti that I used to pat grew too spikey and now for some strange reason, it is dead...

Giving someone a cactus is like saying: "I put so much thought into this gift it makes candles seem like a nice present, fuck you."

Don't you mean ****shit?

I saw what you did there...

Nice reference, Mr. Anonymous. Too bad I have no method of identifying you. Oh well... >>'

I take it someone gave you one of these as a gift?

It'd be an awesome gift if it was 7 foot high. I'm not changing that to metric, you work that out yourself.

Curse your Imperialistic system! You must conform! You must conform!

Love the irony- Mr. Mass, from the USA and the good old screwed up measurements is touting the metric system.

I tried petting one. To see if it was soft, but the little prickly bastard left its thorns in my finger =[=[=[

Give it a mustache... and a lil sombrero... and call it McPedro.

The End. :D

I will second that.

But what if you want to swing one around like this guy?:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129149689842286448.jpg

Lol in canada it is an awesome gift because we don't have them here. Down in san diego you step outside and see hundreds of them.

I love cacti

I got a cactus as a gift now, even as that it was pathetic. 3 centmetres high. (It's now about 20 cm lol)
Mumford extends is what your stupid thing made me write this time... please enable my account on explosm to use this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA
Five.... Five cacti....

"Cactus"

"Cactus..."

Lmao, this video was hilarious.

Huh. On Explosm it kind of looks like this site would be bullshit without a cactus.

Tiny cacti = lame.
My giant Saguaro = king.

At least if you throw the cactus back in their face for being such a shitty gift they will suffer too!

I used to have an entire shelf of cacti. I kept telling myself "Oh, they're cacti, I don't need to water them. I can water them next time." Yeah, I don't have any cacti anymore.

One cactus did, however, leave a brown stain where it wilted and bled to death. Not even kidding, liquid came out, and then it was dry and alive no more.

Kinda like how humans (as well as other animals) empty their bowels when they die. O_o

I think getting a catcus would be better then getting something more lame like, soap. It really is the thought that counts though.

...We like cactuses.

i gues it would be lame if you didnt like cacti...

i wouldnt mind, had a few thy grew from 10 cm to about half a meter...

you do have to water them, even in the desert it rains sometimes....

just not all the time...

sometimes it flowers...