The American Pie franchise takes a darker turn to drama when Jim (Jason Biggs), after his intimate encounter with that pie, discreetly develops a perverse interest for an assortment of baked goods, one that quickly becomes a full blown addiction. After his encounter with that pie, Jim finds himself unable to contain himself when confronted with any type of pastry. He starts fucking cakes, danishes, biscotti, anything he can get his frosting-caked hands on.
What happened at band camp doesn't even begin to compare.
Jim knows he has a problem, but rather than seeking help he decides to indulge himself and feed his addiction by working at a bakery. In the beginning, he is able to sate his pastry desires, but his increasing lust begins to overwhelm him. One day while tending to a line of customers, he snaps and begins performing cunnilingus on a display of rugullah in front of the whole store.
Jim is subsequently fired and unable to find any work. His addiction has gotten to the point where he can't even see a can of frosting without getting sexually excited. Strapped for money, he begins turning tricks for cash and dumpster diving for day-old bagels behind the coffee shop. Every waking moment he's 69ing with some strudel or doggy-styling a muffin. A baklava fingerbang here, a doughnut hole bukkake there. Good Housekeeping becomes his pornography. Dunkin' Donuts is his sexual Mecca.
Little Debby is this man's bitch.
His father (Eugene Levy), worried that his son is spiraling into an unhealthy obsession, enlists the help of Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), that smokin' hot foreign chick who practically gave herself to Jim in the past. Much to his father's dismay, Jim is unswayed by her advances. His failure as a responsible parent sends him into a depression, resulting in a breakdown where he, for a moment, contemplates suicide.
It's at this point that Jim hits rock bottom when he mistakes a danish he previously made love to for being cream filled. Together, the two pull each other out of their respective emotional messes, embracing each other in the knowledge that they have each others' love and support no matter what their situation may be. At their lowest points, they find each other, waiting and willing. That's love.
And that's when Stifler walks in and calls them all fags.
| You can practically see how normal sexual frustration begins to spiral out of control. |  |
