Spin-off: Carrie - The Alternate Cut

Hilarious as always Matt! haha

Jesus christ Matt I laughed even though I've never seen either movie.

Just one movie!

EPIC!!!! :D

Well, I've been laughting for 15 mins already, Matt. Thank you, now I can't finish my dinner. :DDDDD

High-larry-us!!!

How do you get stabbed in the vagina and not notice someone doing that to you? o-o

Ah, vagina mutilation. Always fun.

I read the book.
That will teach those bitches D;

"Hey guys, let's all mock Carrie!"
"...but oh no, she is legitimately injured!"
"We are jerks ): "

NEW DROIDZ SIGNATURE!!!

Matt.....may I ask..... WHERE the hell did you get this idea from? Hahahaha! Do you just think about vaginal mutilation as you eat breakfast or something? I'd be scared if I ever found your idea notebook *_* Funny as always.. you're my favorite tall guy named Matt EVAR!

How do you know Matt's tall? Matt could possibly be really short....In fact, that MIGHT explain lil Carrie's wounded 'gina

Haha, I can totally imagine a little cartoonish midget running around, stabbing people's crotches while squealing out a high pitched "Myahh!"

Hahahaha! The "Jack the Ripper" of vaginas?!

i think i shed a tear....perfect

Hahahaha.... I dont stalk matt...
DON'T STAB ME PLEASE!

Ooooh.
That doesn't sound pleasant.

Revenge of the victims of Teeth?