Sword Swallowing

Apr. 26, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago

lol not bad matt:P

Anonymous
2 years ago

No "first" morons today!

Anonymous
2 years ago

Yeah, only you pointing out that are no "first" morons
*facedesk facedesk facedesk*

DreamBigCity [2 posts]
2 years ago

hahaa, true that. now, what about more than one sword at a time?

Anonymous
2 years ago

you've stopped talking about swords...

impendio [4 posts]
2 years ago

fourth xp yea. been there the swords tend to choke the first times

Anonymous
2 years ago

Note: doing two at once does not count as two sepparate times.

Glotty [7 posts]
2 years ago

the secret is to begin with dildos, im up to a foot long...

RandumBoi [1 post]
2 years ago

Hmm... Is there no gag reflex?

Anonymous
2 years ago

The real trick is ending up with your leg like that.

ipoetrydan [5 posts]
2 years ago

Note to self; style hair before sword swallowing attempt. The goal is to look awesome even if I become unable to do it again.

darkerthanlight [15 posts]
2 years ago

the real trick is getting a sword from a pirate. ARRGH!

ZoeClare95 [9 posts]
2 years ago

yes i love robots with feelings so much that i created a tiwtter account, just for you matt <3

love the comic :D

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Matt...your hands look like deformed drum sticks. If this is accurate, you truly are an astounding artist. The fact that you can even type is a marvel

BadicalDude [30 posts]
2 years ago

I was gonna make a kiss ass/ semi hilarious comment to try to grab matts attention but I've done that enough so now I'll simply say this: I want matts hair ._.

Elizashizzle [34 posts]
2 years ago

How do you get it in that far without dying?

Also, that's what she said.

Anonymous
2 years ago

how did he break his leg? :S

Anonymous
2 years ago

I was just about to type that!

Anonymous
2 years ago

This dude either has a serious case of front-butt or his torso has been twisted 180 degrees.

ColoradoFunrise [5 posts]
2 years ago

hahawesome

orisays [9 posts]
2 years ago

good point hahaha

Reboilekk [13 posts]
2 years ago

Hooray for Seth McFarlane-style broken leg!

Anonymous
2 years ago

Make this a shirt w/o the text, just 'Sword Swallowing'