Birthday

True story.

Speaking of birthdays, it's mine today. Let's celebrate by realizing turning 26 isn't special in any way whatsoever.

Happy 52nd Birthday!

Today is actually my mom's birthday! She'll be 42, and in 6 days I'll be 22 :) I'm going to go send her this for a laugh now :D

It's my birthday today as well, what a surprise for me to come on here and find a birthday message up. Thanks (even though it wasn't on purpose)
Btw sorry for posting anon, forgive me cause it's my brithday?

Matt... Maybe it's just me, but not finding this comic very funny. Throw a fart joke in please

I think my mom would cry. Which would be hilarious.

It is awesome when the person doesn't get the joke and they have that look of confusion on their face.

i did the same thing. aha.

Happy birthday Matt! Compleanos Feliz a Matt!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MATT! for celebrating you, i will buy the second cyanide and happiness book....DIRECTLY

Be Happy about you birthday, Man! Or has depressing comic week been getting you down?

Holy shit, happy birthday! You know, this brings back a memory of my 13th birthday. My mom gave me a card that said Happy Retirement. So I get your humor.

Well, happy birthday mom....

A Birthday is a much less soul destroying mental image than Conception Day. You get a birthday cake and don't have to think about your dad's sweaty balls clapping your mums butt.

When was your conception day?

Ask your parents at the dinner table. It's a much greater dining experiance... Want to enhance that experiance? Well when they tell you. Touch yourself. The fun is never ending. =D

I just about fucking died.

Whoever you are, Happy Conception Day.

dude, thinking about getting old, depressing comic week, listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall, fuck I'm depressed....thanks a bunch Matt, and hey, happy birthday, one year closer to death,man, congratulations.

Happy Birthday Matt. You're the best mom EVAAAA!!!

Happy Birthday Matt!! (Well, belated...)

Not belated at all. Still have a couple hours to celebrate. And by celebrate, of course, I mean continue drankin.'

Happy birthday bro, and my moms birthday is tomorrow haha. Don't totally get the joke though, someone wanna explain it to me?

Happy birthday, late or not! Have fun realising your life was spent making childish comics... xD Just kidding but have a 'good one' (by that I mean realise your life is going to end sooner now)

I did this too, it went down better than expected.

Hmm... it's my happy UNbirthday, so I guess I can join this cyber powwow in cyber glee and cyber happiness... Lulz

it was your birthday? AND I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE?! I am shocked... shocked and appauled at you. You better have fucking enjoyed that cake for me then.

OR.... what you could have done is given her HALF of the 'Happy 100th Birthday' card. Then perhaps told her she can get the other half when she's finished the job.

my birthdays on monday :D

My family has a joke that every year my sister turns 28 shes only just figured out this year that shes past 28 this year

happy birthday matt hare hurito kia kou

april 14th is my birthday too :)

In Soviet Russia, birthdays happy you!

Merry Christmas Matt,
cause your birthdays over.

Haha! a couple of years ago I sent my mum a 50th card when I knew she was turning 49.

well thought

It's my birthday tomorrow! I'll finally be 16!