The Devil Went Down to Georgia

true story.

i did that once.

Liar. Nobody who REALLY goes to Georgia ever admits to it.

also, matt you rock.

u r just superguy with such good humor :)

He was lookin' for a soul to steal, but thought, "Eh, not worth it."

Luckily the superdevil didn't go down to Georgia! Also Matt, can't wait to read the book, AWESOME!

I just died :'D
Also, I'd order your book but I have a problem with internet shopping, so I can't go on Amazon.

People in the south don't have souls.

Ouch. I'm from Texas....
I mean it's true, don't get me wrong, but you were just so blunt with it. It's like we're dogs or something

Do Michigan, next!

I lol'd!

"He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal"
"I'll give you all my money if you can get me the hell out of here"

Little did the Devil know, Georgia is the REAL hell!!!!

In this heat, I'd regret it, too...

did I mention yet that I want to fondle your demon tits?

This needs to be on a shirt!

ALL OF THEM need to be on shirts

FIGHT OF THEM SOULLESS ZOMBEIHS!
Also, it seems low quality?

Insults make everything funnier, dontchyathink?

He was in a bind, because he was way behind, but he decided to settle for less.

And the song was born. :)

Since when does the Devil have horsey legs ?

...seriously?

dude, brush up on your mythology and biblical rhetoric. Have you never heard the devil referred to as "Old Cleft-foot"? In old European cultures the devil was portrayed as a cleft-foot, pitch fork toting, red skinned, horned, spearhead tailed, crafty old guy. get to know your history.
-River Wolford (I dislike creating accounts to comment)

Do Pennsylvania next. >.> <.<

I liked you, until you started hating on Georgia.

Not cool, man, not cool.

Oh don't worry. He means the crummy state, not the country :D

Matt!!! gonna buy your book and get it signed in the same day! Does that Borders sell it, cuz if it doesn't we shall raise hell to it together!!! And they better have Cyanide and Happiness so I can make a double purchase...

They should have plenty. See you there!

Hey! I live in Georgia!

...but this is close to the truth.

This would go a lot faster if you just spoke liberally for gays and minorities.

trying to pull a Sufjan Stevens, hey?

Probably because the good Southerners of Georgia immediately kicked his carpetbagging ass out.

Great!! (Four Minutes later and I'm still laughing!)

Lol, the way i read it at first was "The devil went down ON georgia"

Hilarious stuff man!

well im glad im on almost exactly the other side of the world to Georgia, if Lucifer hates it.

Hey why don't they have a CSI GEORGIA? Because everyone down there has the same DNA and no dental records! haha

Hahaha! That is pretty fucked up, but hilarious.

IDAHO RULES!!!!!! UTAH SUCKS!!!!! just sayin'. Seriously tho utah is just about the lamest state there is. they don't allow gambling, not even fuckin' powerball or the lottery. AND you havta be 19 years old to buy tobacco. WTF!?

Idaho is the moste awesomest We make all the french fries for America!!

they most not teach you how to spell there either?

Hah, you said most but you meant must, you are an imbecile! LOL I love correctly correcting someone who failed at correcting someone else
-River Wolford

Not necessarily he could have just used "most" instead of "must" in a thinly veiled attempt at pointing out spelling most with an "e" is just pointless and actually longer than using the correct spelling

Moved to Macon GA for a year...worst year of my life, Macon is the exact middle of GA...best part about it? once someone found out I lived there, immediately assumed I was racist...

Aww.... D: but I'm a Georgian... :[