Maturity

Mar. 31, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago

Butt Pirate!

Anonymous
2 years ago

It's actually a pair of balls with a beard and pirate hat. Close, though.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Lmao this is exactly how I feel about growing up while at school. no matter how serious a thing your trying to do or appear as, we still are 5 year olds inside :D

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Hell, I turn 26 in two weeks and I'm about to graduate college, but I still bask in my immaturity. Embrace it! As the great philosopher The Joker once said, "Why so serious?"

Anonymous
2 years ago

Sorry bout anon but I tried logging in w/ my brand new Twitter (follownotlead, don't follow I won't post, just saying I have one) but snce you are graduating are you not going to do cyanide and happiness anymore?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

I'll definitely keep doing C&H. In fact, I took a bunch of time off from school to focus on C&H for a while. I'm finishing it up now because I wanna get my degree. All that work would have been a waste otherwise.

KourtnieDuff [2 posts]
2 years ago

What degree are you getting?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Graphic Design and Multimedia.

My butt pirate is a shining example of years of school clearly going to great use.

geeswild [14 posts]
2 years ago

cartoon butt pirates, the pinnacle of technology...YES!!!

Anonymous
2 years ago

arrrr-se

Qwertylicious [98 posts]
2 years ago

Aaah! He's gonna bite me!

Anonymous
2 years ago

Yep , kinda sums up highschool !

Anonymous
2 years ago

Does he have a turd for a beard?

Anonymous
2 years ago

is this what you become if you get bitten in the butt by a pirate?

Anonymous
2 years ago

I actually don't get it. How embarrasing.

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
2 years ago

It's a pirate, that is also an ass. What's not funny about that?

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Lol ya know, my mind couldn't help but wonder when I saw the stitches. Because, if it were just an ass, what the hell happened for it to recieve such an intense ass scar?

Anonymous
2 years ago

Maybe someone was trying to plunder his booty?

Anonymous
2 years ago

Maybe it's from the pirate bite...
UNLESS!
"Ass vampire ass pirate!"
He got bitten by a vampire who was also a pirate!

Anonymous
2 years ago

"what the hell happened for it to recieve such an intense ass scar?"

heh heh ass scar

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Yes ass scar.
Not to be confused with ass car, which is any overcustomized douchemobile

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
2 years ago

more terminology for ass car:

Ricer
Riceroni
Rice and Beans

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

are there dingleberrys stuck to his beard?

Anonymous
2 years ago

no. its pirate's booty

Anonymous
2 years ago

That must have been a wicked dooky to stick to his ass like that

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

Awesome as always matt. Although it did remind me of a quote my buddy uses all the time.
"Some grow up and some grow old" -Tim Armstrong
Pretty much sums you up.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Whether mostly butt, mostly pirate, or a equal amount of both, I'm 99.9% he got that scar in Tiujana.

Anonymous
2 years ago

your lovely self portrait, shows such marvellous detail.
you must have taken utmost care to do it. bravo, good friend, bravo.

also, the butt pirate's pretty awesome.
and you might wanna put a limit on comment lengths.

Anonymous
2 years ago

fanny bandits!

Anonymous
2 years ago

See, the best part is that it can be multiple puns. Ass pirate, pirate's booty... I'm sure there are more.

master5270 [1 post]
2 years ago

Yar, ye buttpirate... swab the poop deck!

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

It looks like a guy got his ass stuck in the wall and the pirates took the wall and made his ass one of their own. His mother must be so proud...
"Oh, a doctor? Well, MY son's ass is a pirate!"
-Mrs. Pirate-Ass

Anonymous
2 years ago

what a sailor mouth? bahaha. :]