Facebook is Destroying Everything

No one should ever have to deal w/ so many ex's in one place. It's just not....natural!

is that really a bad thing?

I wouldn't mind seeing that little facebook guy and a little myspace guy (and maybe even a twitter one) in a little fight.

IF you could make that happen ;)

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Once Facebook charges for its services, our high school reunions will be safe. Is that rumor true about facebook and you need to pay to use it? I NEED TO KNOW!

Of course not, that would absolutely ridiculous.

Since you debunked this rumor, I can now rest easy. That is what i get for listening to the internet.

Yes, but the rumor was also debunked by someone on the internet. WHAT SIDE TO TRUST!?

You of course. You wouldn't lie to me. WOULD YOU?

everything you see on a bright glowing screen has to be true, duh!

Well, they did that in Russia - "Odnoklassniki", "Classmates" that is. That is an extremely popular social network in Russia and other post soviet countries. It was free from the beginning, and now, once they've got 50-60 million, you'll have to pay for many, how do I put it, non-basical features. Some people jumped off, but many stayed, and many people pay money - it's THAT addictive.

tag!

I'm still in highschool; does this mean I will never get the kick out of reunions that my elders have?!

Haha. You drew the hands wrong. The finger's that are up are the ring fingers. Pssh. Elementary mistake.

He only has four fingers, smarty pants.

Well then it looks like he's pointing up with his palms facing forward. Hmph.

i disagree, it looks like hes giving the finger salute, imagine it as a human hand missing the little finger, i.e. 3 fingers and 1 thumb, thumb being furthest away from mr facebooks body. the fact that ive just sat and tried explaining this is a testament to how truely bored i am.

why does that poor blue square have an F on his face? f from fuck you? since he's giving me the fingers :/

It's the Facebook Logo :)

That's so true! And high school reunions are the reason why I even go to high school! So I can see all the failures in the future.

dick. i almost hope you become a failure. however, cant really fight fire with fire. unless your a firefighter and you want to get fired.

I don't have a facebook but I still stalk people on it...muahuahahaa!

Facebook is possibly the biggest waste of anybodies time, i remember the days when you just stayed in contact with people you gave a crap about, now you have "friends" that you will most likely never talk to again. You will probably also block their status updates because even when you knew them, they were intolerable arseholes. Mind you, twitter is not much better, "going to shop" "back from shop, making food" "food was crap", brilliant. Then you have the utter shithawks that are those that check facebook/twitter/myspace using a mobile, "Just got off bus and some guy looked at me funny!" how did we all survive without knowing everything that happens in everybodies life? ok, i ranted a tad there, beg pardon. /end wall of text.

now write about how twitter is ruining the need of stalking people

*sigh* Matt, I love you, but you seriously need to stop pushing twitted so much. I mean.. nobody likes twitter! I only signed up for RWF...

I'll admit, I was a bit apprehensive at first to Twitter. But after using it, it's a lot of fun. Just interacting with people -- fans, friends, acquaintances, etc. -- there's a lot more than just people talking about lunch.

I'll also admit I actively use Facebook, too. There's good reason these sites are so damn popular.

Holy advertising, blatant promotion man!

i admit i use facebook, but i only use it to for people i actually know and hang about with, makes sharing stuff easier and its cheaper than texting or calling (i.e. free), one of the recent southparks actually hit the nail on the head for the point i was trying to make about it. As for twitter.... i really just dont see the point, i understand its popular, but i cannot grasp why, its an overly simplified facebook, and from my experience it's just a means for people to let people know what they are doing as it happens, i may just be adding the wrong people. (disclaimer: i do actually use twitter for job feeds, but its no more useful than just going to a job website, only difference is i can check it on my mobile). i really do write too much :(

Somehow, I Find this facebook logo really cute. XD

CRAPBALLS! Never thought about that. Thank you Matt for bringing to my attention this tragic loss of future potential awkwardness and spite that calls itself a "reunion." However, it's much easier to lie about your success on facebook than it is at an actual reunion. Unless of course someone who you actually talk to posts on your wall, "Hey, you get that jobs at mickey D's or what?!?!"

Hahaha! I love how Facebook and Twitter endorse E-Stalking (I believe that's the term. If not, it should be.) On Facebook, they have applications that moniter and post your top10-20 stalkers to shame them in front of your entire network of so-called friends. And in Twitter's case, you are either one of two users. Either you hinge on every word your prey unknowingly submits to you, or you're like Matt. You're the poor but popular user who might eventually get stabbed by all the mouth breathers who worship his words like the golden taint of Zues....kk I'm finished :J

You spelled Zeus wrong. Asshole.

Oh! You're correct. Thanks friend :D

Ah ha yesss... treating the rude and bitchy with kindness. One of my favorite ploys.

who's the asshole now?

I was the asshole to begin wtih! Thanks, dear internet goer!

FUCK YEAH. SPELL SOMETHING WORNGASD.

The fuckheads who make the shitty online game for facebook know notrhing about internet conservation.
someone starts playing bejeweled in the other room and my internets going 6kbps.
fuck you socialisation sites.
also bejeweled is life sucking, don't play it.

Right on, Glotty! i couldnt agree more with your mad rant about facebook/Twitter. Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Well,
At least we now know how the people look like, when we're comming to a reunion...

Nice Horatio Caine joke there!

I hate facebook. And I might be getting addicted to twitter! I dont know but, its hilarious people are stupid enough to put stuff like parties on FACEBOOK.

What is this?! a four fingered facebook icon flipping us off? Is it even possible to do that with four fingers

it's completely possible. Three fingers and 1 thumb, right?

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The real question is, how do WE do that?

I don't get why people are so addicted to twitter or facebook. I can understand why people use it to stay connected, or to let people know whats going on, but that doesn't take much time. I never actually use twitter, other than for RWF, and facebook i check maybe once a day, for all of like 15 minutes, and then i'm off to go do other stuff. Yes, i have played some of the games before (damn you mafia wars!) but they eventuallly got very boring and repetitive. Now i waste my time watching tv. Much better than apps on facebook, for the most part. ...Holy wall of text. I didn't know i could write so much.

tipical facebook user from my experiences with friends:
"dude send me a cow, bull, horse, etc to my farm"
"OMG i joined the "i hate facebook groups" group lol!!11!1"
"help me harvest"
"i did like 30 tests yesterday lol"
"my fortune cookie says i rule yeah!"

how come people like that??

So if you know it's flipping you off, why are you so concerned with what finger it is? Just curious.

Hey, that's my best way of communications with friends beside school. To me, it isn't all about the games and shit, but the world doesn't go 'round me.

you should make this facebook guy available for download or like "Save image as..." able