Titanic

I somehow expected that, but it's funny.

you missed a funnel

DAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!! :D

YAY DAVE!!!

oh look. its dave. once again playing off the fame of others. relax dave, i kid. (don't worry, your secret is safe with me)

I know I am kind of 4 days late, but Dave if your still here, you should pull my finger.

Back to this picture.

That Iceberg looks like it's going rape the boat.

Damnit! Correction, 5 days.

Isn't pirating great?

There were no pirates on the Titanic!!! D:<

@lemonstein .. thats why it sank...

interwebs are nice =)

yeah, but you didn't take into account infla... nevermind.

You beat the system once again Matt.

Yeah! Suck the long, hard shaft of reality James Cameron!!!

your forgetting the cost of being anal raped in prison after getting caught downloading

pfft, nobody ever gets caught, i have 1000+ songs downloaded, and 50 movies. *knock knock* i guess thats the FBI, i guess i'm boned.

haha

but srsly... who the HELL would want 2 download Titanic?

Effeminate girlymen. Like myself.

:(

Awh. Don't be sad Matt. Your estrogen induced bosoms will blossom soon...and then Dave will ask you to the dance

The only good scene is when the ship gets all wrecked up and some guy falls off the end and bounces off a propeller YEAHHHH

David Caruso:
I guess you could say that... Shit hit the fan!
YEEEEAAAAAAAH! ;)

Oh, I'm hilarious :D

:D

If only pirating had been more mainstream back in 1997 so then like an iceberg did the ship, pirates could destroy the movies gross revenue. The after effects of this wonderfully being that Avatar would have stayed where it belonged, Disney's "Pocahontas".

Just a note...Pocahontas *was* Disney's Pocahontas...

No, Pocahontas was an Indian princess in Virginia. Disney's Pocahontas is a fictional character (based off Pocahontas) in the movie "Pocahontas".

Hey, stop poking my hontas.

ha
ha
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Actually Pocahontas was made up by John Smith who was well known for lying

This is the best review I've ever seen. The only thing that could make it better, would be a cartoon representation of Kate Winslet's rack.

I don't download stuff off the internet though... i still go out and buy it all.

"Hey kids, don't listen to these fellas! What a couple of nitwits, huh? (laugh track) Always legally purchase your favorite moving picture shows from licensed distributers. Now, thanks to the new invention of "Video Cassette", you bring all of your favorite pictures home! All this "Internet" jazz is just a scheme produced by those gypsys and bandits who live on your street, so don't steal movies. It's illegal, and you'll become a pot-smoking anti-conformist, in need of a shave! (laughs) Well, so long kids, I've got a blimp to catch!" (cheers)

Yeah, I don't know...

I find it too much of a hassle to download stuff online. Besides, i make money and its not exactly that expensive to buy CD's. And movies i'm not really that in to.

so pot-smoking anti-conformists (in need of a shave) are supposed to be bad?

Oh shit. Look at Matt being witty.

Why not just make more Titanics with that $200 million?

Please don't turn this into a Master Card commercial

0 Dollars is a great thing, except when it's your checking account balance.

at least its not -$50. then you would have to earn $50 just to be broke.

or you could go for broke and be $800,000 in the hole like my buddy. He didn't actually spend that money, the bank fucked up, but it's still awesome. I would demand they give me the bentley I apparently bought

You apparently bought? o.O

7million to make the titanic
200million to film it
getting it off the internet? SHITTY QUALITY ... i mean priceless

shitty quality indeed.

i've never seen titanic, and never will. and i'm fucking proud. :)
but, i must admit, that that there glacier looks awesome.

I don't want to be a cocktopus, but the Titanic had FOUR chimney.

"chimneys"*

Why ruin the fun of the comic? It wasn't made to be perfect, it was made for the humor - don't be such a perfectionist that you completely miss the point of the comic and instantly see the small and irrelevant mistakes.

Oh, yeah, I know I'm a loser for posting anonymously. I don't have a Twitter and don't really want to make one, but commenting and praising Matt's humor is too good of an opportunity to let go.

What's that? Wall of text comment that sucks up and is from an anonymous poster? My God... Well - keep 'em coming, Robots with Feelings always provides a good laugh.

I want this made into a shirt. Seriously Matt. Some of these I would rock around the block with. Especially the Georgia insult one.