Cutters

Mar. 8, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago

Oh hoho, they sure do.
Wait what?!

Also first.

DasEmu [4 posts]
2 years ago

You are mad, Matt!

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

aha matt i bet you are a cutter. helps ya seduce those ladies.

joon_net [12 posts]
2 years ago

As a guy you would want a check to dig your scar. So, if a chick cuts herself, does that mean she wants other chicks to dig her scars?

Matt, you may have unearthed the great lesbian cutter conspiracy of silence!

Anonymous
2 years ago

Razor blades can beused to do more than cut yoursefl like cut some one else

jasonsaied [10 posts]
2 years ago

haha that's so true!! I love cutting people

Anonymous
2 years ago

This mabey true. But scars dont count for much if the dude who has them is a absolute bitch. And even if he isnt. Cutting? Thats like cheating.

Anonymous
2 years ago

These comments are worse than youtube..

Anonymous
2 years ago

it's so true xD

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

this would explain why that Asian chick from Tokyo gore police was gashing the holy hell out of her arm

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

It's a fashion statement! Let's go stylish with wrist-cutting!

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
2 years ago

happyhappygoregore!

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

i guess its not just for emos anymore

Anonymous
2 years ago

Matt, you have figured ou the way to lesbian life!

_rawrcutie_ [116 posts]
2 years ago

Matt, I could see it now... "Fashion Cutting"
Templates to cut, scar preservers, handy colorful razors made to fit in your purse.... That could possibly be the new Ugg boots.

Anonymous
2 years ago

C&H reference yeesss! (or was it an accident?)

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

Yay! c&h should be in the newspaper...like, a newspaper...with fun...and cyanide...and....happiness.... :D

camp_T [2 posts]
2 years ago

Maybe he's trying to use dig as another word for cut

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

When I read the thingy, I thought it meant people who cut in line. But you mean emos.

"Cause chicks DIG SCARS" I get it, cuz they got a knife!

I don't know.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (Laughing out loud)

Anonymous
2 years ago

It's like Tokyo Gore Police Pt. 2!

Anonymous
2 years ago

ouch...
but they do

juan4567 [8 posts]
2 years ago

wait does this mean that they dig emo guys or that they cut them to make it look like they are emos?

juan4567 [8 posts]
2 years ago

put up a no soliciting sign thats wat i did. :D

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

I wonder what originally got chicks to dig scars...Hmmm (ponder)

Anonymous
2 years ago

As hilarious as this is some people are horrible spellers

Xenonyx [1 post]
2 years ago

Then you have the chicks that cut guys . . .

Anonymous
2 years ago

Should be "twice as likely as"

Just sayin'

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

This is why we hate your kind, Anonymous.

MysteryMist7 [1 post]
2 years ago

Wrong reason :O The true reason is that they confuse razor blades for credit cards ;)

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Lmao!

dfd13 [4 posts]
2 years ago

Oh hell yes they do. Hiyo!

KathanZul [27 posts]
2 years ago

Anyone else notice the Ads next to the picture? "Teen Help Chat" "Teen Depression" "Learn to Prevent Suicide" and "Depressed Teen?"

Right. 'Kay. Anyways, /suck up comment; Was hilarious. I almost wet myself.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Not to be an interweb anus-head but didn't you make a similar joke in the cyanide and happiness book?

Matt you rule :D (soz for posting anon)

Cephr [3 posts]
2 years ago

If I'm thinking of the one you're talking about (as in the one comparing emo and scene), then no, they're not really similar.

Cephr [3 posts]
2 years ago

Double post, ARRGGHH...

Anyway, I just realized that I'm an idiot and totally forgot about Kris's "chick dig scars" one where he cuts off his head and he girl walks away with him.

At any rate, I'm relatively sure that was the joke Matt was trying to make, or I'm just missing the reference :P

ChannelDave [1 post]
2 years ago

In the immortal words of Keanu Reeves in "The Replacements:"

"Pain heals.
Chicks dig scars.
Glory lasts forever."

Anonymous
2 years ago

that pun flew way over most people's heads.