Garage

Mar. 5, 2010

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ImperatorJared [5 posts]
6 months ago

First off, truly you are a god among men Matt, and second, firsties

Anonymous
6 months ago

no he is a god among insects.

Anonymous
6 months ago

Lol at Mr. Anonymous. Are you upset that Matt called you out with the whole mormon thing?

SaitoXD [17 posts]
6 months ago

So Fucking TRUE!!!! Matt you Rule!!! XD

watsonrocks1 [3 posts]
6 months ago

You are my hero <3

dfrank2003 [2 posts]
6 months ago

Hah! Very awesome. Genius.

Anonymous
6 months ago

matt u are the freakin jesus christ of cyanide and happiness and webcomics period! looking forward to mondays post on robots with feelings!

Anonymous
6 months ago

More like the Jesus of Latter Day Saints of Cyanide and Happiness.

EnekoPinilla [6 posts]
6 months ago

That was some good stuff.

DB389 [1 post]
6 months ago

When I first pulled up the sight and saw the tagline for today's post I knew it was going to be good. As that single Mormon who finds it all I have to say is ROTFLMAO!

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Matt you must study a lot of Mormons. You got the ":D" face down exactly! Just that sheer look of, "Look out neighborhood. It's Witnessing time!"

Anonymous
6 months ago

I am a mormon and I am offended.

Anonymous
6 months ago

Don't feel bad. You're probably just offended because you're also a moron as the comic suggests.

Sonicspeed [1 post]
6 months ago

That is a good point because you would have to be a moron to expect to read Cyanide & Happiness comics if you're so easily offended.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

I'm a moron... and I don't know what off ended means but I think that's what I was after reading this comic.... :F drooley face

Anonymous
6 months ago

and no one gives a rat's ass about you

is your name Soren

Anonymous
19 days ago

i am a moron and a am extremely offended at the very premise of being lumped together with mormons

Anonymous
6 months ago

I'd better go findout what a mormon is..

a7xbuckeye99 [33 posts]
6 months ago

"Knock Knock" Would you like to join the moron church?

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
6 months ago

True story, where I used to live they literally poured buckets of water onto Mormon's heads if they knocked on the door..

I think they were probably nicer to Morons.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Lol........holy water?

guyfromupover [124 posts]
6 months ago

But don't you know matt!? Mormonism is the one true religion! They opened my eyes when i was out biking with a friend of mine and they told us to stop our sinful ways (i dunno what they were thinking, i mean it was just a girl i was with, no big deal) and find the righteous path to heaven! I laughed uncontrollably at them and they just smiled dumbly, and walked away. 'Twas my only encounter with a mormon, i don't think they like canada much.

Anonymous
6 months ago

1st pic was just cold. I almost sighed (the sad kind).

The I saw an insult. And lol'd.

Anonymous
6 months ago

The garage is not full of garbage! It's where my Furbies, and torn Balck Sabbath shirts and half a tennis ra-

Okay, it is full of garbage.

Shelou3 [6 posts]
6 months ago

I'm a moron and proud of it, but a mormon?! =[

fredinandus [4 posts]
6 months ago

�AMAZING!

Sloth_Sapien [4 posts]
6 months ago

My parents were garage mormons you sunovabitch

Anonymous
6 months ago

Dont you mean Garbage Morons?

EnekoPinilla [6 posts]
6 months ago

You're a garbage moron. And fucking ugly, too.

Anonymous
6 months ago

i find this comic extremely offensive
for i do not own a garage

Anonymous
6 months ago

oh screw you all

Anonymous
6 months ago

Huzzah!

Anonymous
6 months ago

Err... that first one is a very famous Seinfeld joke. Is that the intention?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
6 months ago

Is it really? I used it years ago in the old Explosm newsletter, haha. Any idea what episode they said it in?

Anonymous
6 months ago

i'm mormon and i thought this was hilarious :P
some people are a little too easily offended...

Anonymous
6 months ago

I'm a mormon and I don't really find that offensive, it just doesn't make sense since the guy looks more like a geek than a moron.

Anonymous
6 months ago

It's true mormoms are fucking morons. I live in a town of 2700 and almost all of them are mormom, except for me. Hahahaha your hilarious matt. you should make fun of them more often.

Anonymous
6 months ago

i love how you're blatantly labeling mormons as morons while using terrible grammar...

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Yeah...isn't that like an.... oxy-moron?

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

...or perhaps an oxy-mormon

Anonymous
6 months ago

LAWL

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
6 months ago

Those damn Mormons. They could scare the spray cheese off a fat guys balls...

Anonymous
6 months ago

Nice, Wikipedia can't even find a Dutch word for mormon, we must be really lucky then =D

averagebear_007 [4 posts]
6 months ago

Nice, except you forgot the sportcoat and the bicycle helmet.

juan4567 [8 posts]
6 months ago

ha this is realy funny but i'm here stuck in mormonville and it SUX

Anonymous
6 months ago

hey i'm stuck in moronville too but they won't stop knocking on my door. D:

Anonymous
6 months ago

haha I'm stuck in mormomville also!! it sucks majorness. they never knock on my door though

Anonymous
6 months ago

haha i used to be mormon now i'm not cause i like being buddhist better

roga085 [1 post]
6 months ago

brilliant!

Anonymous
6 months ago

I like that his crotch and mouth are bigger than his hand

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
6 months ago

That's just padding. There's a reason he has such small hands.

Anonymous
6 months ago

I'm Atheist so I laugh at all organized religion. In fact I want to start The First Church of Atheism.

*knock*knock*
Hello I'm here to tell you about Darwin's Theories and of the big bang.

Anonymous
6 months ago

lol, ironic thing is that a christian was the first to come up with the theory of the big bang, and a slowly but surely doubting darwin came up with evolution

Anonymous
6 months ago

Ironically, as LDS (the Church of Latter Day Saints, the official name of the Mormons) history goes, they actually got that name cos of an "angel" that their founder actually met. The name of the angel?

"Moroni".

Funny how instead of Morons, they are called Mormons eh? Guess even ol' Joseph thought it was dumb. But voila! One letter change later to his tall tale and dumb idiots start falling for his trap.

Anonymous
6 months ago

What brought this on? Is there a story behind this posting or was it just something funny?

Anonymous
6 months ago

I'm insulted. I'm a moron and this suggest I'm a mormon. We morons want to clear that we have no direct relationship with mormons, and the thought of it makes us sick in our moronic guts.
Thanks for your comprehension.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
6 months ago

Actually, it isn't saying that at all. But as a self-described moron, it makes sense you'd be confused about it. ;)

erocdrahemepaR [9 posts]
6 months ago

Does Matt even read the comment that are way down below?

Anywho, funny as hell, and good work Matt. . .If your reading this. . .

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
6 months ago

I read 'em all. :)

Anonymous
5 months ago

I'm a Mormon, and I'm not offended, because that is goddamn hilarious.

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
5 months ago

Know what I really hate? When people say lol and they're not really laughing out loud... fucking liing insesitive pricks!
Just saying. And you are full of wisdom, Matt.

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
5 months ago

I woulda made a comment about being a moron and being offended, but I'm pretty confident... that everyone who left a comment did that... whoa! I don't have to tweet this!? I can just uncheck the box!? I didn't know that! Kickass!

ThatPerson112 [5 posts]
5 months ago

I made the same mistake by calling Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter "Luscious" Malfoy for several years. *hides in shame*

kylamills [4 posts]
3 months ago

WIN!

Reboilekk [13 posts]
4 months ago

YES.

Anonymous
2 months ago

Haha. I love this. (And I'm mormon. Maybe some people just need to learn to take a joke.)