Garage

Mar. 5, 2010

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ImperatorJared [5 posts]
2 years ago

First off, truly you are a god among men Matt, and second, firsties

Anonymous
2 years ago

no he is a god among insects.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Lol at Mr. Anonymous. Are you upset that Matt called you out with the whole mormon thing?

SaitoXD [17 posts]
2 years ago

So Fucking TRUE!!!! Matt you Rule!!! XD

watsonrocks1 [3 posts]
2 years ago

You are my hero <3

dfrank2003 [2 posts]
2 years ago

Hah! Very awesome. Genius.

Anonymous
2 years ago

matt u are the freakin jesus christ of cyanide and happiness and webcomics period! looking forward to mondays post on robots with feelings!

Anonymous
2 years ago

More like the Jesus of Latter Day Saints of Cyanide and Happiness.

EnekoPinilla [6 posts]
2 years ago

That was some good stuff.

DB389 [1 post]
2 years ago

When I first pulled up the sight and saw the tagline for today's post I knew it was going to be good. As that single Mormon who finds it all I have to say is ROTFLMAO!

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Matt you must study a lot of Mormons. You got the ":D" face down exactly! Just that sheer look of, "Look out neighborhood. It's Witnessing time!"

Anonymous
2 years ago

I am a mormon and I am offended.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Don't feel bad. You're probably just offended because you're also a moron as the comic suggests.

Sonicspeed [1 post]
2 years ago

That is a good point because you would have to be a moron to expect to read Cyanide & Happiness comics if you're so easily offended.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

I'm a moron... and I don't know what off ended means but I think that's what I was after reading this comic.... :F drooley face

Anonymous
2 years ago

and no one gives a rat's ass about you

is your name Soren

Anonymous
1 year ago

i am a moron and a am extremely offended at the very premise of being lumped together with mormons

Anonymous
2 years ago

I'd better go findout what a mormon is..

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

"Knock Knock" Would you like to join the moron church?

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
2 years ago

True story, where I used to live they literally poured buckets of water onto Mormon's heads if they knocked on the door..

I think they were probably nicer to Morons.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Lol........holy water?

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

But don't you know matt!? Mormonism is the one true religion! They opened my eyes when i was out biking with a friend of mine and they told us to stop our sinful ways (i dunno what they were thinking, i mean it was just a girl i was with, no big deal) and find the righteous path to heaven! I laughed uncontrollably at them and they just smiled dumbly, and walked away. 'Twas my only encounter with a mormon, i don't think they like canada much.

Anonymous
2 years ago

1st pic was just cold. I almost sighed (the sad kind).

The I saw an insult. And lol'd.

Anonymous
2 years ago

The garage is not full of garbage! It's where my Furbies, and torn Balck Sabbath shirts and half a tennis ra-

Okay, it is full of garbage.

Shelou3 [6 posts]
2 years ago

I'm a moron and proud of it, but a mormon?! =[

fredinandus [4 posts]
2 years ago

�AMAZING!

Sloth_Sapien [4 posts]
2 years ago

My parents were garage mormons you sunovabitch

Anonymous
2 years ago

Dont you mean Garbage Morons?

EnekoPinilla [6 posts]
2 years ago

You're a garbage moron. And fucking ugly, too.

Anonymous
2 years ago

i find this comic extremely offensive
for i do not own a garage

Anonymous
2 years ago

oh screw you all

Anonymous
2 years ago

Huzzah!

Anonymous
2 years ago

Err... that first one is a very famous Seinfeld joke. Is that the intention?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Is it really? I used it years ago in the old Explosm newsletter, haha. Any idea what episode they said it in?

Anonymous
2 years ago

i'm mormon and i thought this was hilarious :P
some people are a little too easily offended...

Anonymous
2 years ago

I'm a mormon and I don't really find that offensive, it just doesn't make sense since the guy looks more like a geek than a moron.

Anonymous
2 years ago

It's true mormoms are fucking morons. I live in a town of 2700 and almost all of them are mormom, except for me. Hahahaha your hilarious matt. you should make fun of them more often.

Anonymous
2 years ago

i love how you're blatantly labeling mormons as morons while using terrible grammar...

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Yeah...isn't that like an.... oxy-moron?

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

...or perhaps an oxy-mormon

Anonymous
2 years ago

LAWL

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

Those damn Mormons. They could scare the spray cheese off a fat guys balls...

Anonymous
2 years ago

Nice, Wikipedia can't even find a Dutch word for mormon, we must be really lucky then =D

averagebear_007 [4 posts]
2 years ago

Nice, except you forgot the sportcoat and the bicycle helmet.

juan4567 [8 posts]
2 years ago

ha this is realy funny but i'm here stuck in mormonville and it SUX

Anonymous
2 years ago

hey i'm stuck in moronville too but they won't stop knocking on my door. D:

Anonymous
2 years ago

haha I'm stuck in mormomville also!! it sucks majorness. they never knock on my door though

Anonymous
2 years ago

haha i used to be mormon now i'm not cause i like being buddhist better

roga085 [1 post]
2 years ago

brilliant!

Anonymous
2 years ago

I like that his crotch and mouth are bigger than his hand

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
2 years ago

That's just padding. There's a reason he has such small hands.

Anonymous
2 years ago

I'm Atheist so I laugh at all organized religion. In fact I want to start The First Church of Atheism.

*knock*knock*
Hello I'm here to tell you about Darwin's Theories and of the big bang.

Anonymous
2 years ago

lol, ironic thing is that a christian was the first to come up with the theory of the big bang, and a slowly but surely doubting darwin came up with evolution

Anonymous
2 years ago

Ironically, as LDS (the Church of Latter Day Saints, the official name of the Mormons) history goes, they actually got that name cos of an "angel" that their founder actually met. The name of the angel?

"Moroni".

Funny how instead of Morons, they are called Mormons eh? Guess even ol' Joseph thought it was dumb. But voila! One letter change later to his tall tale and dumb idiots start falling for his trap.

Anonymous
2 years ago

What brought this on? Is there a story behind this posting or was it just something funny?

Anonymous
2 years ago

I'm insulted. I'm a moron and this suggest I'm a mormon. We morons want to clear that we have no direct relationship with mormons, and the thought of it makes us sick in our moronic guts.
Thanks for your comprehension.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Actually, it isn't saying that at all. But as a self-described moron, it makes sense you'd be confused about it. ;)

erocdrahemepaR [10 posts]
2 years ago

Does Matt even read the comment that are way down below?

Anywho, funny as hell, and good work Matt. . .If your reading this. . .

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

I read 'em all. :)

Anonymous
2 years ago

I'm a Mormon, and I'm not offended, because that is goddamn hilarious.

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
2 years ago

Know what I really hate? When people say lol and they're not really laughing out loud... fucking liing insesitive pricks!
Just saying. And you are full of wisdom, Matt.

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
2 years ago

I woulda made a comment about being a moron and being offended, but I'm pretty confident... that everyone who left a comment did that... whoa! I don't have to tweet this!? I can just uncheck the box!? I didn't know that! Kickass!

ThatPerson112 [5 posts]
2 years ago

I made the same mistake by calling Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter "Luscious" Malfoy for several years. *hides in shame*

kylamills [4 posts]
2 years ago

WIN!

Reboilekk [13 posts]
2 years ago

YES.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Haha. I love this. (And I'm mormon. Maybe some people just need to learn to take a joke.)