The Hippo-crite

Feb. 15, 2010

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Zunaj [6 posts]
7 months ago

And if you made it really cold, it'd get hippo-thermia. Right?

jacobsaarela [3 posts]
7 months ago

RIGHT!

SaitoXD [17 posts]
7 months ago

EPIC!!!!

Anonymous
7 months ago

lol! hilarious.

sorry im being a jerk and posting anonymously :(

DJweegee [3 posts]
7 months ago

Haha! Love it!

tiagovale [1 post]
7 months ago

YES! I love it!

Anonymous
7 months ago

im srry but really? hippo-thermia? fuck u
n this is pre funny shit

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Hey hey hey, we'll have none of that. If you wanna be mean, go somewhere else.

guyfromupover [126 posts]
7 months ago

Says the hippo-crite. Also, if you could learn how to spell, someone may just understand you one of these days. Maybe.

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
7 months ago

I'm sorry, what does that MEAN?

Anonymous
7 months ago

mabye hes talking to teh pandas.
If they lost weight they might have a better chance at fucking.

Shelou3 [6 posts]
7 months ago

Goddamn right!!

Anonymous
7 months ago

This is AMAZING.

Sorry, don't have Twitter!

Anonymous
7 months ago

posting anonymously is cool...don't believe the hype kids!
Hey im from South Africa and yes we do have Hippos,Lions,Meth-heads and various other nocturnal creatures in our backyards...our favourite actress is Charlize Theron and yes we spell 'favourite' that way...we're awesome!

joon_net [12 posts]
7 months ago

Of corse over here we call our meth heads "tik koppe"

Yes, I'm from south Africa too :-)

briennakuran [1 post]
7 months ago

This is awesome. Possibly my favourite thing you've done.

Bibbidybev [11 posts]
7 months ago

and if it had to much sugar it would get hippo-ractive

_rawrcutie_ [110 posts]
7 months ago

Sweet! Just made a twitter account JUST FOR YOU and your pure awesomeness Matt!

Bibbidybev [11 posts]
7 months ago

same here but i kinda reject twitter
but its good for chekin out wats happening
also good if your trying to stalk someone its like a stalkers main tool
oh wat didi they post on their twitter today
on a date woops i just happen to be going there as well
ha ha lol

DDraddcit [4 posts]
7 months ago

Try the "hippo-crate" too. Who wouldn't want a hippo crate?

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
7 months ago

And if it became paranoid about being sick, it would be a hippo-chondriac. Right?

Anonymous
7 months ago

I know I'm anonymos and lame and stuff...
But I REALLY think this site is awesome and have made it my personal mission to spread it on to all of my friends :D

Say, what about printing some t-shirts with these wonder sketches ?

A big awesome "Fuck yeah" from Denmark !

NameisEmil [1 post]
6 months ago

here's a HELL YES! from denmark how bout that

Anonymous
6 months ago

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaahahahahahgahauisfusf

HatingYou4Ever [5 posts]
6 months ago

LOL XD

BadicalDude [30 posts]
6 months ago

UNRELATED POST WARNING: Matt I miss the necrophilia jokes can you bring em back please? <.<
>.>
*squeeze*

Anonymous
6 months ago

Such large amounts of body fat are the norm for hippos, so there is nothing hipocritical about a hippo advising someone else to watch their weight, unless it's another hippo that has a lower or higher then normal amount of body fat , in which case - lol.

jimmysweetjimmy [1 post]
6 months ago

If he suffered from diabetes (you know because of his weight) and he didn't eat enough or took too much insulin he would suffer from hippo-glyceamic shock and possibly go into a coma and die

Anonymous
6 months ago

hippothetically a hippodermic syringe with insulin should help, and no diabetic hippos dont respond well to counselling or hipponosis. :P

Anonymous
6 months ago

If he became a doctor, he'd have to take a hippo-cratic oath. Then he could treat all those hippo-chondriacs and diabetics having hippo-glycemic episodes.

And then refuse to take his own advise and die.

Hippo-thetically, of course.

orisays [9 posts]
5 months ago

such hypocrisy. hahaha how ironic.