Pandas

Feb. 12, 2010

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Anonymous
7 months ago

nice

SaitoXD [17 posts]
7 months ago

Brilliant!!! XD

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Pandas: Too dumb to fuck.

Eliisinsane [3 posts]
7 months ago

or too fucked to be dumb

Anonymous
7 months ago

Maybe they just learned from all the koalas with chlamydia. Lrn2science, Matt.

fredit27 [1 post]
7 months ago

they're going doggy-style, even though they're bears! what a crazy world this is.

Qwertylicious [95 posts]
7 months ago

I wonder what bear-style is...

Anonymous
3 months ago

Very very close together

Anonymous
7 months ago

i love how his eyes are closed. i wonder if bears groan during and after?

Anonymous
2 months ago

yes but it is a shallow weak groan. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE???

Unendingfear [23 posts]
7 months ago

Hmmm, screen shot saved... :3

joon_net [12 posts]
7 months ago

Hi Matt

I could not help but notice the simlarity in facial expression between the male panda and your little avatar getting it on with the twitter bird.

Been watching yourself in the mirror? ;-)

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Nah, I use video now. More authentic!

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Ah,....so did the panda close his eyes while inside you/you inside it? And also, how did the twitter bird fair? Does it put out?

Anonymous
7 months ago

1. this site is awesome
2. my name is andrew so now im not posting anonymously
3. FUCK PANDAS...they only have 9 hours in the entire year in which they are able to successfully fuck and they never want to anyway

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
7 months ago

The inexplicable urge to fuck a panda...

Anonymous
7 months ago

Pandas aren't bears

Anonymous
7 months ago

True. Pandas are foxes.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Nah nah ya got it wrong. The "Panda" is a cross-breed of three things: A raccoon, A child with Down Syndrome, and a sack of potatoes

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
7 months ago

But pandas are so cute...

jamieboyd7 [11 posts]
7 months ago

i love this!!

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
7 months ago

maybe they just need motivation...
Panda Porn!!!

Amrehlu [2 posts]
7 months ago

They also have penises that are only about 1 inch long, so that doesn't help them even when they gather the wits to attempt sex.

Being a Panda is a horrible existence I would imagine, why would they want to even lay the curse of being born a panda on another being.

Anonymous
7 months ago

I would like to request some rule 34 on pandas... oh... nevermind.

Anonymous
6 months ago

aren't pandas giant racoons? not bears? just sayin

Anonymous
5 months ago

They're so cute!

noobthekat [1 post]
3 months ago

why cant they just use artificial insemination on the pandas?

Anonymous
2 months ago

they are only fertile for 3 days each year. we humans have the advantage of not having a mating season. We can fuck any time we fucking want!