Pandas

Feb. 12, 2010

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Anonymous
2 years ago

nice

SaitoXD [17 posts]
2 years ago

Brilliant!!! XD

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Pandas: Too dumb to fuck.

Eliisinsane [3 posts]
2 years ago

or too fucked to be dumb

Anonymous
2 years ago

Maybe they just learned from all the koalas with chlamydia. Lrn2science, Matt.

fredit27 [1 post]
2 years ago

they're going doggy-style, even though they're bears! what a crazy world this is.

Qwertylicious [98 posts]
2 years ago

I wonder what bear-style is...

Anonymous
2 years ago

Very very close together

Anonymous
2 years ago

i love how his eyes are closed. i wonder if bears groan during and after?

Anonymous
2 years ago

yes but it is a shallow weak groan. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE???

Unendingfear [23 posts]
2 years ago

Hmmm, screen shot saved... :3

joon_net [12 posts]
2 years ago

Hi Matt

I could not help but notice the simlarity in facial expression between the male panda and your little avatar getting it on with the twitter bird.

Been watching yourself in the mirror? ;-)

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Nah, I use video now. More authentic!

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Ah,....so did the panda close his eyes while inside you/you inside it? And also, how did the twitter bird fair? Does it put out?

Anonymous
2 years ago

1. this site is awesome
2. my name is andrew so now im not posting anonymously
3. FUCK PANDAS...they only have 9 hours in the entire year in which they are able to successfully fuck and they never want to anyway

ExtremeHangman [35 posts]
2 years ago

The inexplicable urge to fuck a panda...

Anonymous
2 years ago

Pandas aren't bears

Anonymous
2 years ago

True. Pandas are foxes.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago

Nah nah ya got it wrong. The "Panda" is a cross-breed of three things: A raccoon, A child with Down Syndrome, and a sack of potatoes

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

But pandas are so cute...

jamieboyd7 [11 posts]
2 years ago

i love this!!

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

maybe they just need motivation...
Panda Porn!!!

Amrehlu [2 posts]
2 years ago

They also have penises that are only about 1 inch long, so that doesn't help them even when they gather the wits to attempt sex.

Being a Panda is a horrible existence I would imagine, why would they want to even lay the curse of being born a panda on another being.

Anonymous
2 years ago

I would like to request some rule 34 on pandas... oh... nevermind.

Anonymous
2 years ago

aren't pandas giant racoons? not bears? just sayin

Anonymous
2 years ago

They're so cute!

noobthekat [1 post]
2 years ago

why cant they just use artificial insemination on the pandas?

Anonymous
2 years ago

they are only fertile for 3 days each year. we humans have the advantage of not having a mating season. We can fuck any time we fucking want!

Anonymous
7 months ago

How do we know they are two male pandas fucking?