Mash-Up: No Country for Old Men in Black

Mash-Up: No Country for Old Men in Black
Feb. 10, 2010


Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones), a sheriff of a small West Texas town, is dismayed by the increasing violence in the area. One such incident, the supposed aftermath of a drug deal gone awry, turns out to be a secret meet-up of aliens bartering for an intergalactic power source. Bell then joins the MIB, a top-secret agency policing alien activity on Earth, and is tasked with finding this power source.

Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is a rogue alien hired to find this power source. Upon arriving on Earth, he strangles a dude out all crazy-like, uses an air gun thingy to kill a man on the highway, wears the man's skin as a disguise, steals his car and is on his way towards the power source. Dude is fucking nuts.

Woody Harrelson shows up and gets killed.

James Edwards (Will Smith) stumbles upon the power source accidentally while hunting one day, but finds himself soon running for his life. Bell recruits him into the MIB and they confront Chigurh as a team. Nobody can really remember how it all ended, though. I think they used one of those memory-erasing neuralyzers or something.


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mrmortslah  [5 posts]
7 months ago
man, your great, every day i wake up, i check this site, every day when i get home from work, i check this site, you never let me down... some say i need a life, i say hells no, they need robots with feelings in theirs, you should get some merch set up.

 
 
mrmortslah  [5 posts]
7 months ago
"Woody Harrelson shows up and gets killed." ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha *breathe* hahahahahahahahah that'd be the best part of the movie,

 
 
DasEmu  [4 posts]
7 months ago
that's one of the best meshed up movies I've seen ( just as summary and cover, of course) :D
I really like that cover. you should make some covers for your pornified movies, too ;)

 
 
Unendingfear  [23 posts]
7 months ago
Nice, this would be an awesome movie xD
It would sell better then avatar ^-^

 
 
Gunslinger177  [9 posts]
7 months ago
How can you talk about MIB and leave out Frank? Frank is hands down the coolest talking dog ever. By the way this is the best movie combination yet.

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Woody Harrelson shows up and gets killed.

:D

 
 
lemonstein  [6 posts]
7 months ago
You forgot to mention that Edwards (Smith) would have like... 30 cheesey one liners. That's what going to draw the crowds!

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
this movie actually exists?

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
7 months ago
No...

 
 
Qwertylicious  [95 posts]
7 months ago
Woody Harrelson XD

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Wood makes everything better...get it?

 
 
erocdrahemepaR  [9 posts]
6 months ago
I'm no racist whatsoever, but when I saw what movies were mashed I thought, "No Country for Black Men".

And I know I'm bad at laughing at my own jokes, but. . .

lol.