Mimes
Feb. 8, 2010

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Sloth_Sapien [4 posts]
2 years ago
Mimes are already offensive enough without being racist to boot.2 years ago
grantleysweet [6 posts]
2 years ago
Because they're always white?! Ever see a BLACK mime? That's just weird...2 years ago
MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago
Oh, they exist! I present to you... GOSPEL MIMES!
2 years ago
http://www.kkmime.com
DrAksel [7 posts]
2 years ago
Jesus Christ, that's stupid... I mean, Gospel Mimes? What has this world become.2 years ago
grantleysweet [6 posts]
2 years ago
O.O I stand corrected. Well, I guess that's why its not racist, because black people still wear white. :P2 years ago
jamieboyd7 [11 posts]
2 years ago
they're offensive enough just doing what they do... you know, sucking so much at it and all...2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
i am seriously considering making a twitter because i post so many comments on here and i'm sick of anonymity...
2 years ago
i have decided mimes are the lowest form of comedy. followed closely by puns. :P
a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago
come on people mimes are people to. There just the offspring of a clown and a french guy2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Just remember, the French were great fans of Jerry Lewis!2 years ago
guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago
Because mimes are racist towards everyone. Including those damn honkeys. I hate those people. 2 years ago
MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago
I'm unsure if that was intended as sarcasm or if you're actually racist. Either, that sure came off pretty terrible.2 years ago
Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
2 years ago
A mime once followed me down a street in Lyon, France. Everytime I looked I turned around to look at him the flaming queer would freeze, and occasionally a french passer-by would laugh whilst sipping wine and fucking a baguette.
2 years ago
It was the happiest time of my life :')
DrAksel [7 posts]
2 years ago
I was airhumped by a mime once. It was a hot girl mime, but I felt kind of violated.2 years ago
guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago
you obviously need to lighten up and airhump back. then it would be a party. 2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Oh jesus, those K&K Mimes nearly made me puke.
2 years ago
Thanks Matt, that's going to take days to work out of my system :-)
Seriously, Gospel Mimes??
Anonymous
2 years ago
Those Gospel Mimes should be dragged out into the street and shot. Then they should have strings sewn through their hands, feet, head and joints to make puppets out of them. Their puppet corpses should then me made to do sexual interpretive dance. Once we have all had a good laugh at their souless bodies embarassing preformance, they should be thrown into an incinerator and never spoke of again.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Most probably because its not black people with white faces. just french people2 years ago
a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago
lol k&k mimes were pretty funny.im gonna go to there show and shout that there racist to white people at them.2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Damn right. I'll beat up the next one I see. Also, I've always wanted to see how a mime screams in silence.2 years ago
jroberts2010 [98 posts]
2 years ago
They interperet fear and pain into a stench. Sort of like a defense mechanism. For the original mime, they don't have to do anything...the French never bathe. As for the other less nostril-offensive mimes, Mime Law states that to properly interperet pain, they must unload their bowels until their mime diaper is full....never inflict pain upon a nude mime though. Mime Law states THEY have to deficate until YOUR undergarments are full2 years ago

Anonymous
2 years ago
Sorry for the anonymous post, but my laptop is blocking twitter, this me not being able to make an account! anyway..
2 years ago
Matt you rock! i love cyanide and happiness (LOL *squeeze*) and as soon as i get a twitter i'm following you=]
love this sight bye the wayy
juliancheese [3 posts]
2 years ago
I hate to be racist saying this, but its annoying that only black people can be racist without getting in trouble. i find it rather racist that its only racist if you aren't black. thats racist against non-blacks! THE WORLD IS RACIST!2 years ago
Imunraveling [1 post]
2 years ago
what a racist, come on black people rule the world now you cant just say whatever you want, even if it is the complete and utter truth.2 years ago
MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago
OH GOD THIS AD IS SHOWING UP NOW OH GOD
2 years ago
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/mattlol/Ahhhhh-mimes.jpg
Anonymous
2 years ago
His eyes raped my soul!2 years ago
Anonymous
7 months ago
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/didier.ze.mime?sk=info
7 months ago
If you friend him on facebook, he even wishes you a happy birthday on your birthday!
ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
2 years ago
I just went back here because I knew that this wasn't the first time I've seen this mime.2 years ago




















