Mimes

Feb. 8, 2010

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TomTrainwreck [19 posts]
7 months ago

Surely that should be Albino's?

Anonymous
7 months ago

Hahaha best one yet!

brittnixbabe [1 post]
7 months ago

that is a very good point.

Sloth_Sapien [4 posts]
7 months ago

Mimes are already offensive enough without being racist to boot.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Here, here!

jacobsaarela [3 posts]
7 months ago

Truly great answer!

grantleysweet [6 posts]
7 months ago

Because they're always white?! Ever see a BLACK mime? That's just weird...

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Oh, they exist! I present to you... GOSPEL MIMES!

http://www.kkmime.com

DrAksel [7 posts]
7 months ago

Jesus Christ, that's stupid... I mean, Gospel Mimes? What has this world become.

grantleysweet [6 posts]
7 months ago

O.O I stand corrected. Well, I guess that's why its not racist, because black people still wear white. :P

jamieboyd7 [11 posts]
7 months ago

they're offensive enough just doing what they do... you know, sucking so much at it and all...

Anonymous
7 months ago

i am seriously considering making a twitter because i post so many comments on here and i'm sick of anonymity...
i have decided mimes are the lowest form of comedy. followed closely by puns. :P

a7xbuckeye99 [33 posts]
7 months ago

come on people mimes are people to. There just the offspring of a clown and a french guy

Anonymous
6 months ago

Just remember, the French were great fans of Jerry Lewis!

QuadrosMD [11 posts]
7 months ago

Isn't just a given that the French are racists?

guyfromupover [124 posts]
7 months ago

Because mimes are racist towards everyone. Including those damn honkeys. I hate those people.

Anonymous
7 months ago

Because white aren't idiots that way, unlike the black people.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

I'm unsure if that was intended as sarcasm or if you're actually racist. Either, that sure came off pretty terrible.

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
7 months ago

A mime once followed me down a street in Lyon, France. Everytime I looked I turned around to look at him the flaming queer would freeze, and occasionally a french passer-by would laugh whilst sipping wine and fucking a baguette.

It was the happiest time of my life :')

DrAksel [7 posts]
7 months ago

I was airhumped by a mime once. It was a hot girl mime, but I felt kind of violated.

guyfromupover [124 posts]
7 months ago

you obviously need to lighten up and airhump back. then it would be a party.

DrAksel [7 posts]
7 months ago

I would have done it, if it weren't for my missing pelvis :(

a7xbuckeye99 [33 posts]
7 months ago

you guys ever heard of mime hookers???

guyfromupover [124 posts]
7 months ago

...go on...

Anonymous
7 months ago

Oh jesus, those K&K Mimes nearly made me puke.

Thanks Matt, that's going to take days to work out of my system :-)

Seriously, Gospel Mimes??

Anonymous
7 months ago

Those Gospel Mimes should be dragged out into the street and shot. Then they should have strings sewn through their hands, feet, head and joints to make puppets out of them. Their puppet corpses should then me made to do sexual interpretive dance. Once we have all had a good laugh at their souless bodies embarassing preformance, they should be thrown into an incinerator and never spoke of again.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

o.k. done. So what do we do now?

Anonymous
7 months ago

Most probably because its not black people with white faces. just french people

a7xbuckeye99 [33 posts]
7 months ago

lol k&k mimes were pretty funny.im gonna go to there show and shout that there racist to white people at them.

Anonymous
7 months ago

http://zemime.com/ <black mime lol

Anonymous
7 months ago

Damn right. I'll beat up the next one I see. Also, I've always wanted to see how a mime screams in silence.

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

They interperet fear and pain into a stench. Sort of like a defense mechanism. For the original mime, they don't have to do anything...the French never bathe. As for the other less nostril-offensive mimes, Mime Law states that to properly interperet pain, they must unload their bowels until their mime diaper is full....never inflict pain upon a nude mime though. Mime Law states THEY have to deficate until YOUR undergarments are full

Anonymous
7 months ago

Sorry for the anonymous post, but my laptop is blocking twitter, this me not being able to make an account! anyway..
Matt you rock! i love cyanide and happiness (LOL *squeeze*) and as soon as i get a twitter i'm following you=]

love this sight bye the wayy

juliancheese [3 posts]
7 months ago

I hate to be racist saying this, but its annoying that only black people can be racist without getting in trouble. i find it rather racist that its only racist if you aren't black. thats racist against non-blacks! THE WORLD IS RACIST!

Imunraveling [1 post]
7 months ago

what a racist, come on black people rule the world now you cant just say whatever you want, even if it is the complete and utter truth.

Bibbidybev [11 posts]
7 months ago

notice that its never ever racist to white people i just laugh

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

OH GOD THIS AD IS SHOWING UP NOW OH GOD
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/mattlol/Ahhhhh-mimes.jpg

Anonymous
6 months ago

His eyes raped my soul!

jroberts2010 [98 posts]
6 months ago

Hehe this mime recently encountered the cocktopus

ThatLousyArtist [20 posts]
2 months ago

I just went back here because I knew that this wasn't the first time I've seen this mime.