Mimes

Mimes
Feb. 8, 2010

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TomTrainwreck  [19 posts]
7 months ago
Surely that should be Albino's?

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Hahaha best one yet!

 
 
brittnixbabe  [1 post]
7 months ago
that is a very good point.

 
 
Sloth_Sapien  [4 posts]
7 months ago
Mimes are already offensive enough without being racist to boot.

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
7 months ago
Here, here!

 
jacobsaarela  [3 posts]
7 months ago
Truly great answer!

 
 
grantleysweet  [6 posts]
7 months ago
Because they're always white?! Ever see a BLACK mime? That's just weird...

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
7 months ago
Oh, they exist! I present to you... GOSPEL MIMES!

http://www.kkmime.com

 
DrAksel  [7 posts]
7 months ago
Jesus Christ, that's stupid... I mean, Gospel Mimes? What has this world become.

 
grantleysweet  [6 posts]
7 months ago
O.O I stand corrected. Well, I guess that's why its not racist, because black people still wear white. :P

 
 
jamieboyd7  [11 posts]
7 months ago
they're offensive enough just doing what they do... you know, sucking so much at it and all...

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
i am seriously considering making a twitter because i post so many comments on here and i'm sick of anonymity...
i have decided mimes are the lowest form of comedy. followed closely by puns. :P

 
 
a7xbuckeye99  [33 posts]
7 months ago
come on people mimes are people to. There just the offspring of a clown and a french guy

 
Anonymous
6 months ago
Just remember, the French were great fans of Jerry Lewis!

 
 
QuadrosMD  [11 posts]
7 months ago
Isn't just a given that the French are racists?

 
 
guyfromupover  [124 posts]
7 months ago
Because mimes are racist towards everyone. Including those damn honkeys. I hate those people.

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Because white aren't idiots that way, unlike the black people.

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
7 months ago
I'm unsure if that was intended as sarcasm or if you're actually racist. Either, that sure came off pretty terrible.

 
 
Mc_Swaggerbitch  [12 posts]
7 months ago
A mime once followed me down a street in Lyon, France. Everytime I looked I turned around to look at him the flaming queer would freeze, and occasionally a french passer-by would laugh whilst sipping wine and fucking a baguette.

It was the happiest time of my life :')

 
 
DrAksel  [7 posts]
7 months ago
I was airhumped by a mime once. It was a hot girl mime, but I felt kind of violated.

 
guyfromupover  [124 posts]
7 months ago
you obviously need to lighten up and airhump back. then it would be a party.

 
DrAksel  [7 posts]
7 months ago
I would have done it, if it weren't for my missing pelvis :(

 
a7xbuckeye99  [33 posts]
7 months ago
you guys ever heard of mime hookers???

 
guyfromupover  [124 posts]
7 months ago
...go on...

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Oh jesus, those K&K Mimes nearly made me puke.

Thanks Matt, that's going to take days to work out of my system :-)

Seriously, Gospel Mimes??

 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Those Gospel Mimes should be dragged out into the street and shot. Then they should have strings sewn through their hands, feet, head and joints to make puppets out of them. Their puppet corpses should then me made to do sexual interpretive dance. Once we have all had a good laugh at their souless bodies embarassing preformance, they should be thrown into an incinerator and never spoke of again.

 
jroberts2010  [98 posts]
6 months ago
o.k. done. So what do we do now?

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Most probably because its not black people with white faces. just french people

 
 
a7xbuckeye99  [33 posts]
7 months ago
lol k&k mimes were pretty funny.im gonna go to there show and shout that there racist to white people at them.

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
http://zemime.com/ <black mime lol

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Damn right. I'll beat up the next one I see. Also, I've always wanted to see how a mime screams in silence.

 
jroberts2010  [98 posts]
6 months ago
They interperet fear and pain into a stench. Sort of like a defense mechanism. For the original mime, they don't have to do anything...the French never bathe. As for the other less nostril-offensive mimes, Mime Law states that to properly interperet pain, they must unload their bowels until their mime diaper is full....never inflict pain upon a nude mime though. Mime Law states THEY have to deficate until YOUR undergarments are full

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Sorry for the anonymous post, but my laptop is blocking twitter, this me not being able to make an account! anyway..
Matt you rock! i love cyanide and happiness (LOL *squeeze*) and as soon as i get a twitter i'm following you=]

love this sight bye the wayy

 
 
juliancheese  [3 posts]
7 months ago
I hate to be racist saying this, but its annoying that only black people can be racist without getting in trouble. i find it rather racist that its only racist if you aren't black. thats racist against non-blacks! THE WORLD IS RACIST!

 
Imunraveling  [1 post]
7 months ago
what a racist, come on black people rule the world now you cant just say whatever you want, even if it is the complete and utter truth.

 
 
Bibbidybev  [11 posts]
7 months ago
notice that its never ever racist to white people i just laugh

 
 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
7 months ago
OH GOD THIS AD IS SHOWING UP NOW OH GOD
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/mattlol/Ahhhhh-mimes.jpg

 
Anonymous
6 months ago
His eyes raped my soul!

 
jroberts2010  [98 posts]
6 months ago
Hehe this mime recently encountered the cocktopus

 
 
ThatLousyArtist  [20 posts]
2 months ago
I just went back here because I knew that this wasn't the first time I've seen this mime.