Mimes

Feb. 8, 2010

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TomTrainwreck [3 posts]
30 days ago

Surely that should be Albino's?

Anonymous
30 days ago

Hahaha best one yet!

brittnixbabe [1 post]
30 days ago

that is a very good point.

Sloth_Sapien [3 posts]
30 days ago

Mimes are already offensive enough without being racist to boot.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
30 days ago

Here, here!

jacobsaarela [3 posts]
26 days ago

Truly great answer!

grantleysweet [5 posts]
30 days ago

Because they're always white?! Ever see a BLACK mime? That's just weird...

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
30 days ago

Oh, they exist! I present to you... GOSPEL MIMES!

http://www.kkmime.com

DrAksel [6 posts]
29 days ago

Jesus Christ, that's stupid... I mean, Gospel Mimes? What has this world become.

grantleysweet [5 posts]
28 days ago

O.O I stand corrected. Well, I guess that's why its not racist, because black people still wear white. :P

jamieboyd7 [8 posts]
30 days ago

they're offensive enough just doing what they do... you know, sucking so much at it and all...

Anonymous
30 days ago

i am seriously considering making a twitter because i post so many comments on here and i'm sick of anonymity...
i have decided mimes are the lowest form of comedy. followed closely by puns. :P

a7xbuckeye99 [20 posts]
30 days ago

come on people mimes are people to. There just the offspring of a clown and a french guy

Anonymous
9 days ago

Just remember, the French were great fans of Jerry Lewis!

QuadrosMD [2 posts]
30 days ago

Isn't just a given that the French are racists?

guyfromupover [30 posts]
30 days ago

Because mimes are racist towards everyone. Including those damn honkeys. I hate those people.

Anonymous
30 days ago

Because white aren't idiots that way, unlike the black people.

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
29 days ago

I'm unsure if that was intended as sarcasm or if you're actually racist. Either, that sure came off pretty terrible.

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
30 days ago

A mime once followed me down a street in Lyon, France. Everytime I looked I turned around to look at him the flaming queer would freeze, and occasionally a french passer-by would laugh whilst sipping wine and fucking a baguette.

It was the happiest time of my life :')

DrAksel [6 posts]
29 days ago

I was airhumped by a mime once. It was a hot girl mime, but I felt kind of violated.

guyfromupover [30 posts]
29 days ago

you obviously need to lighten up and airhump back. then it would be a party.

DrAksel [6 posts]
29 days ago

I would have done it, if it weren't for my missing pelvis :(

a7xbuckeye99 [20 posts]
29 days ago

you guys ever heard of mime hookers???

guyfromupover [30 posts]
29 days ago

...go on...

Anonymous
29 days ago

Oh jesus, those K&K Mimes nearly made me puke.

Thanks Matt, that's going to take days to work out of my system :-)

Seriously, Gospel Mimes??

Anonymous
29 days ago

Those Gospel Mimes should be dragged out into the street and shot. Then they should have strings sewn through their hands, feet, head and joints to make puppets out of them. Their puppet corpses should then me made to do sexual interpretive dance. Once we have all had a good laugh at their souless bodies embarassing preformance, they should be thrown into an incinerator and never spoke of again.

jroberts2010 [18 posts]
12 days ago

o.k. done. So what do we do now?

Anonymous
29 days ago

Most probably because its not black people with white faces. just french people

a7xbuckeye99 [20 posts]
29 days ago

lol k&k mimes were pretty funny.im gonna go to there show and shout that there racist to white people at them.

Anonymous
28 days ago

http://zemime.com/ <black mime lol

Anonymous
28 days ago

Damn right. I'll beat up the next one I see. Also, I've always wanted to see how a mime screams in silence.

jroberts2010 [18 posts]
12 days ago

They interperet fear and pain into a stench. Sort of like a defense mechanism. For the original mime, they don't have to do anything...the French never bathe. As for the other less nostril-offensive mimes, Mime Law states that to properly interperet pain, they must unload their bowels until their mime diaper is full....never inflict pain upon a nude mime though. Mime Law states THEY have to deficate until YOUR undergarments are full

Anonymous
28 days ago

Sorry for the anonymous post, but my laptop is blocking twitter, this me not being able to make an account! anyway..
Matt you rock! i love cyanide and happiness (LOL *squeeze*) and as soon as i get a twitter i'm following you=]

love this sight bye the wayy

juliancheese [1 post]
23 days ago

I hate to be racist saying this, but its annoying that only black people can be racist without getting in trouble. i find it rather racist that its only racist if you aren't black. thats racist against non-blacks! THE WORLD IS RACIST!

Imunraveling [1 post]
23 days ago

what a racist, come on black people rule the world now you cant just say whatever you want, even if it is the complete and utter truth.

Bibbidybev [4 posts]
22 days ago

notice that its never ever racist to white people i just laugh

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
20 days ago

OH GOD THIS AD IS SHOWING UP NOW OH GOD
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/mattlol/Ahhhhh-mimes.jpg

Anonymous
15 days ago

His eyes raped my soul!

jroberts2010 [18 posts]
12 days ago

Hehe this mime recently encountered the cocktopus