Lyrics Explained: Elvis Presley - Lover Doll

Feb. 5, 2010

Lover doll, oh lover doll
Lover doll, lover doll

Sex doll, oh sex doll. Sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation.

You're the cutest lover doll
That I ever did ever see
Let me tell you lover doll
You were meant, just meant for me

You are my idea of perfection because you were designed to my exact specifications.

On the first time that I saw you
How I fell for your cuddly charms

The first time I laid my eyes upon face #16, when I gazed into brown eyes #4, I knew I was crazy for you, doll model #A36-b.

Lover doll I'm crazy for you
Let me rock you in my arms

Let me hoist you into the air with this pulley system, because you seem to weigh as much as I will during my "fat phase" fifteen years from now, and rock you in my arms.

I'm so glad I found you
Never thought dollies came full grown

I'm so glad I can finally get rid of my Fleshlight.

I'm gonna tie a ribbon around you
Wrap you up and take you home

Now I can finally enact my S&M fantasies!

I would never treat you badly
Like a cast away broken toy
Lover doll I love you madly
Let me be your lover boy

I will always replace your parts when they get overused and I promise to always clean out your custom fit fuck-chambers after every lovemaking session.

Lover doll, lover doll
Lover doll, lover doll
Lover doll, lover doll
Let me be your lover boy

Sex doll, sex doll, sex doll, sex doll, sex doll, sex doll, I'm going to fuck you now.

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Anonymous
7 months ago

He could have still kept the fleshlight for long car rides and stuff.....

Qwertylicious [95 posts]
7 months ago

HAHAHAA!!! Oh my god, I think you made me laugh harder than the actual post.

Good job on the analysis though, I'd say it's very accurate.

Haydnrawr [4 posts]
7 months ago

ROFL. "The first time I laid my eyes upon face #16, when I gazed into brown eyes #4, I knew I was crazy for you, doll model #A36-b. " I loved this.

Anonymous
7 months ago

keep em coming, man. keep em coming. xD

shonen413 [2 posts]
7 months ago

man, no wonder elvis died on a toilet...

a7xbuckeye99 [33 posts]
7 months ago

maybe he had an orgasm on the toilet and that caused a heart attack.which means he kept the flesh light.

BasiliskLancer [20 posts]
7 months ago

What's with the recent fixation on Elvis?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Theme week!

David_C_X [2 posts]
7 months ago

Fucking hilarious, dude. XD

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
7 months ago

ELVIS WEEK WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING WITH MY LIFE UNTIL NOW?

I JUST ELV-JIZZED EVERYWHERE.

Unendingfear [23 posts]
7 months ago

omfg, so lulzy, so wrong xD

Unendingfear [23 posts]
7 months ago

Oh, and this made me think of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mec_gkDDX2A
:P

guyfromupover [124 posts]
7 months ago

Dammit. I'm going to have to step it up if i want to be the one with the most posts still. Anyways...

Elvis was a god among men, wanted by every woman, envied by every man. And so what if he died on the shitter? At least he had empty bowels.

Also, random elvis fact here in honour of elvis week, his last meal consisted of four scoops of ice cream and 6 chocolate chip cookies. Which was his usual bed-time snack in his last couple years. He did truly die like a king.

Huh... i don't think i've ever written this much before, including my school assignments. Wow matt, good job on making me write more.

Anonymous
7 months ago

Another Elvis fact is he actually never satisfied ANY women he had. He just did heavy petting for the most part then had them leave. Go check it out. His manager even sold out on him to tell the story.

Anonymous
7 months ago

Made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM. Funny stuff.

UJ_BOY [1 post]
7 months ago

This makes me so happy...

I actually had to create a Twitter account to let you know that...

Anonymous
7 months ago

What's wrong? Not liking your attempt at humor is against the rules? Why do you censor my comments?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
7 months ago

Anonymous posts are automatically hidden until approved. But if you're just gonna be negative, yes.

Rules #1 & #7: Don't be a dick.

Anonymous
7 months ago

Elvis ate the equivalent of 36 Big Macs every day in the days leading up to his death. Uselss facts ftw!

I wonder what happened to the toilet he died on?

Haley_CutieInk [2 posts]
5 months ago

LMAOOO i soo love these. Man, u are awsome!