There are many myths surrounding Elvis' death. Some say he's still alive driving a bus in Arizona. Some believe that he was an alien and has returned home to outer space. Others even say that he hangs out with Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin on an island playing music all day. None of these are true; he's definitely dead. However, there's still some haziness surrounding his death.
One has a name that anagrams to 'evils.' The other just is.
Many dispute this fact, but Elvis Presley died while using the toilet. What a way to go. Of all the places to die, that's got to be one of the worst. Really, anything involving your corpse being found naked has got to be pretty embarrassing. Not dying in the nude just has to be a top priority. God forbid whoever finds your body now knows what your dick looks like.
I'm willing to bet that if it came down to possibly dislodging the food from your esophagus or definitely getting your pants back up before you died, a majority of people would go for the pants option. I don't know why you'd be eating naked, but hey, that's your thing.
Official reports say Elvis' death was due to "gastrointestinal problems combined with a weak heart." In layman's terms, Elvis shat himself to death. As if dying on the toilet wasn't embarrassing enough as is.
Many speculate it was actually drugs that killed him, but if you think about it that scenario makes no sense. Saying he actually died of drugs suggests his manager and family were trying to cover up. And they chose dying on the toilet as a cover story? Yeah, I don't think so.
"We've gotta do something and cover up this drug-related death! It'll just ruin his image!"
"But what do we do!?"
"I know! Let's just say he had a heart attack from trying to shit too hard."
"PERFECT!"
And with that, The King died on a throne.
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