Elvis:Awesomeness Index

ELVIS WEEK GOOOOO!!

In a fight between The king vs. costello, Frieza would win.

In a battle between Presley and Costello, who would win?

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Costello, 'cus Presley is dead mates, he is dead. :'(

There's quite a few people who would debate that. ELVIS LIVES!

On the other hand, dead Presley could still whip Stojko's ass.

I must disagree, elvis stojko would whip both presley and costello, together. Even bloated zombie elvis.

http://www.elvisstojko.net/martialarts.html

He would be dead by now if he didn't die then :P

Also, just because you know martial arts, doesn't mean you can kick ass. You need the baulllls, which clearly, Stojko doesn't have.

Stojko beat the crap out of Eric Lindros >.>

about the site, wouldnt it be handyer if you had made a shorter name
easyer to remember and stuff

It is easy to remember!!
and dude...
learn to spell.

I agree with anon, I always type in robotswythfeelyngs.com =/

If you can't remember a site name of this length then you probably don't deserve to be looking at it anyway.

bookmark?

Presley always wins. How many Costello or Stojko impersonators does one see compared to Presley?
First come, first serve other Elvis'!

Nobody impersonates Stojko because not even he wants to be him.

who the hell is stojko anyway?
(sorry for posting anonymosly, I don't have a twitter)

Who the fuck are those other two? <.<

x2

this. this rules.

elvis stojko, a legend unlike any other.

http://www.elvisstojko.net/

its a site dedicated to his "many" fans.

Figure skaters need to eat more steak, become real men, and play ice hockey.

seconded

Okay... what ARE you doing to that poor twitter-bird? LoLoL

I forgot all about Stojko. Anyone remember the commercials he was in? Was it for fries?

What about the Elvis from the N64 game Perfect Dark64? He could kick the all other Elvii's asses at the same time.

If there's an Elvis week, at some point there must be a Beatles one as well.

If only Miku week...

I second this so hard.

Second which one? <.<

how did stojko manage to even get a 2.3???Hes somewhere in the negatives

Ehh, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. It takes balls to prance around in a leotard and iceskates in front of thousands of people.

stojko is the only one without glasses of some sort

Due to this information, I conclude that either glasses make you between 0 and 6.7 degrees smarter, or, more likely, his lack of glasses is the only reason he's in the positives, regardless of Matt's reasoning...

errr... awesomer, not smarter

Costello - 11. Presley - Like, 0, or something like that. Seriously. I'M A DEE-POR-TEEEEEEE! I'M A DEE-POR-TEEEE! I'M A DEPOR-TETETETETETETETETETETETETETEE!

stojko is a Canadian figure skater

Oh, wow, hey...
Funny story...
Costello > Presley
Let's just be honest here.
I'm a girl [a for real girl. With a for real vagina. I bet the concept is hard to grasp, but stay with me here...] and my opinion is paramount. You're wrong.
Sorry.
XOXOXO lololololol

lol I doubt it. Real women don't have real vaginas.

correction, Californian Women don't have real vaginas

Do you have pix of it?

Costello Owns King.