Elvis:Awesomeness Index

Feb. 1, 2010

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MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

ELVIS WEEK GOOOOO!!

Anonymous
2 years ago

In a fight between The king vs. costello, Frieza would win.

Anonymous
2 years ago

In a battle between Presley and Costello, who would win?

...

Costello, 'cus Presley is dead mates, he is dead. :'(

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

There's quite a few people who would debate that. ELVIS LIVES!

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

On the other hand, dead Presley could still whip Stojko's ass.

Anonymous
2 years ago

I must disagree, elvis stojko would whip both presley and costello, together. Even bloated zombie elvis.

http://www.elvisstojko.net/martialarts.html

Anonymous
2 years ago

He would be dead by now if he didn't die then :P

Also, just because you know martial arts, doesn't mean you can kick ass. You need the baulllls, which clearly, Stojko doesn't have.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Stojko beat the crap out of Eric Lindros >.>

Anonymous
2 years ago

about the site, wouldnt it be handyer if you had made a shorter name
easyer to remember and stuff

DDraddcit [4 posts]
2 years ago

It is easy to remember!!
and dude...
learn to spell.

StalkingPanda [10 posts]
2 years ago

I agree with anon, I always type in robotswythfeelyngs.com =/

Anonymous
2 years ago

If you can't remember a site name of this length then you probably don't deserve to be looking at it anyway.

Anonymous
2 years ago

bookmark?

DDraddcit [4 posts]
2 years ago

Presley always wins. How many Costello or Stojko impersonators does one see compared to Presley?
First come, first serve other Elvis'!

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Nobody impersonates Stojko because not even he wants to be him.

Anonymous
2 years ago

who the hell is stojko anyway?
(sorry for posting anonymosly, I don't have a twitter)

Unendingfear [23 posts]
2 years ago

Who the fuck are those other two? <.<

rodrigobraz1990 [1 post]
2 years ago

kingovbeer [1 post]
2 years ago

this. this rules.

Anonymous
2 years ago

elvis stojko, a legend unlike any other.

http://www.elvisstojko.net/

its a site dedicated to his "many" fans.

Figure skaters need to eat more steak, become real men, and play ice hockey.

Anonymous
2 years ago

seconded

EggAndToast [1 post]
2 years ago

Okay... what ARE you doing to that poor twitter-bird? LoLoL

zeHobocop [4 posts]
2 years ago

I forgot all about Stojko. Anyone remember the commercials he was in? Was it for fries?

Anonymous
2 years ago

What about the Elvis from the N64 game Perfect Dark64? He could kick the all other Elvii's asses at the same time.

ClassicallyRock [1 post]
2 years ago

If there's an Elvis week, at some point there must be a Beatles one as well.

Unendingfear [23 posts]
2 years ago

If only Miku week...

Spiiryt [7 posts]
2 years ago

I second this so hard.

Unendingfear [23 posts]
2 years ago

Second which one? <.<

a7xbuckeye99 [34 posts]
2 years ago

how did stojko manage to even get a 2.3???Hes somewhere in the negatives

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Ehh, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. It takes balls to prance around in a leotard and iceskates in front of thousands of people.

mad_as_pie_hobo [3 posts]
2 years ago

stojko is the only one without glasses of some sort

ttsgeb [3 posts]
2 years ago

Due to this information, I conclude that either glasses make you between 0 and 6.7 degrees smarter, or, more likely, his lack of glasses is the only reason he's in the positives, regardless of Matt's reasoning...

ttsgeb [3 posts]
2 years ago

errr... awesomer, not smarter

Anonymous
2 years ago

Costello - 11. Presley - Like, 0, or something like that. Seriously. I'M A DEE-POR-TEEEEEEE! I'M A DEE-POR-TEEEE! I'M A DEPOR-TETETETETETETETETETETETETETEE!

Anonymous
2 years ago

stojko is a Canadian figure skater

Anonymous
2 years ago

Oh, wow, hey...
Funny story...
Costello > Presley
Let's just be honest here.
I'm a girl [a for real girl. With a for real vagina. I bet the concept is hard to grasp, but stay with me here...] and my opinion is paramount. You're wrong.
Sorry.
XOXOXO lololololol

grantleysweet [6 posts]
2 years ago

lol I doubt it. Real women don't have real vaginas.

Anonymous
2 years ago

correction, Californian Women don't have real vaginas

Anonymous
2 years ago

Do you have pix of it?

Tominator5000 [10 posts]
2 years ago

Costello Owns King.

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
2 years ago

!? Where does Frieza come in!? (see second coment)... and who the hell is Elvis Stojko!?